jasmin urbina

my dog farts in her sleep. don't tell her i told you.

[jasmin urbina @jasiurb]

Yas bitch

[jasmin urbina @jasiurb]

My dog ate my underwear #dogownerprobs

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cooking bacon in the nude is the definition of #brave

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@foodandwine ookkkkkk?

[jasmin urbina @jasiurb]

#confession I eat food in the bathroom so I don't have to share with my mom or my dog.

[jasmin urbina @jasiurb]

#SongLyricsNotToSingInJail there's a meeting in my bedroooooom. Please don't make me waaaiiitttt.

[jasmin urbina @jasiurb]

#SongLyricsNotToSingInJail cause tonight baby, I wanna get freaky with you.

[jasmin urbina @jasiurb]

@WalkthePlank12 one thing better than pats winning is cowboys losing

[jasmin urbina @jasiurb]

I'd rather not..... https://t.co/fIH00vb9n0

[jasmin urbina @jasiurb]

So I went to a dog show last night. I cried tears of joy 30 minutes in.

[jasmin urbina @jasiurb]

@WizardBunny615 @PokemonGoApp @PokemonGoNews better get to powering up.

[jasmin urbina @jasiurb]

I had my heart surgically removed along with my ovaries last July. #ThingsIYellWhenICum

[jasmin urbina @jasiurb]

After sex junk food = the best junk food #datenight

[jasmin urbina @jasiurb]

Fucking a chiropractor has its perks......#datenight

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By the way @McDonalds bring back mighty wings....like what the fuck dude.

[jasmin urbina @jasiurb]

Eating mcdonalds in my car outside my home because I don't like beggars #selfish

[jasmin urbina @jasiurb]

A night of drinking with friends was very much needed.....

[jasmin urbina @jasiurb]

@degillam got it on Spotify.

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@degillam I'm way ahead of you bro.

[jasmin urbina @jasiurb]

@degillam Bruno Mars 24k Magic. Listen to it. Now.