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@simran Optimus Prime is literally an alien!

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Spurs formation, also known as The Christmas Tree.

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@OfficialFPL They did the same interview with Salah (who was also priced this high and he said the same thing!) last season and he flopped 😭

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@mssakshinarula The irony is they won't understand this video either, quite sad.

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@_sayema Jen Jed

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@missgumsum Wasn't Piku the remake?

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Is this satire? I hope it is because what kind of adult doesn't do all this?

[Gurjot Ahluwalia @gurjota]

The privilege of living in India even as upper middle class is insane.

I don't cook my food.
I don't make my bed.
I don't clean my utensils.
I don't feed my child.
I don’t wash/iron my clothes.
I don't clean my car.
I don't bathe my child.
I don't cut/peel my fruits.
I don’t clean my house.
I don't do many household chores.

I just pay for the bills and service.

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@TheHockeyIndia @Media_SAI @IndiaSports @sports_odisha @MohanMOdisha @FIH_Hockey @CMO_Odisha Replacing Netherlands?

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@heavypulp Why does it look like a 1970s movie? Very similar to Ben Hur.

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@Mrsinha Key words - "he enjoys"

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@RanvirShorey "Is it fair to blame all Hindus for 1984, when one political party was responsible?"
Like BJP wouldn't have done the same?!
That's the best deflection you guys use, when your lot paints all Sikhs and other minorities with one brush.

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USA has an NDP now.

[B L A K E L E Y™℠©® LLC @_iamblakeley]

It was all “big tent” and “vote blue no matter who” until they criticized Israel and now they want a new party lol.

Okay, bye 👋🏻 😂

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@RoshanCariappa @devaiahPB Because of this amateur level ad?

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@SiddharthKG7 1gig ethernet >>> unlimited phone data

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@BurnieSendersX Left is hoarding all food and right is distributing all food.

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@EducatedMoron Original hera pheri

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Sending a Torontonian to Chicago to repay the favour.

[Joe 🌳 @Skogur2]

Your colleague who just transferred from the Chicago office uses Google Maps with the GTA angled like this

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@PunjabKingsIPL Please change the team colours back to grey and red 🙏🏽

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@EPLBible They're scared because if they allow this, next time someone will have a message in Arabic which will really scare them.

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@AmeyKulkarni_21 It's the airlines fault to not hire Marathi speakers.