Jas

joyful creative mayhem
she/her 🌈🌻

[Jas @jasjupiter]

.@GovParsonMO, stop the execution of
@innocence @the_MIP client #MarcellusWilliams, an innocent person. Do the right thing. https://t.co/0sSOcICJ0v

[Jas @jasjupiter]

@Joshsan18 Sorry. Ask Jocelyn.

[Jas @jasjupiter]

Surprising probably no one, none of those tweets were from me. I was hacked. No idea how. I deleted everything, but if there are twitter interactions that the hacker did from this account and I’ve missed them, please don’t click on any links or engage with those accounts. 💓Jas

[Jas @jasjupiter]

@IamTabithaBrown Knew it here: 🧠, but it sunk in here: ❤️‍🩹 upon reading. I get frustrated at work when I don’t like, can’t be friends with, or have a strained dynamic with a boss/coworker. I crave connection. But we don’t have to be true friends. You’re right. Whole different contract! Thank you.

[Jas @jasjupiter]

LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: Senator Raphael Warnock has won re-election. He beat Herschel Walker in Georgia's runoff to give Democrats a 51-49 Senate advantage. https://t.co/PIMqRCMB0E

[Jas @jasjupiter]

The Kornacki Khaki strikes again.

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

This looks extremely authentic. Thank you.

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

I will be dating Pete Davidson next.

[Jas @jasjupiter]

@Csvich So so good.

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

I blocked him and so can you.

[Jerry Dunleavy IV 🇺🇸 @JerryDunleavy]

@footballdaily This is shameless Cuomo plagiarism

[Jas @jasjupiter]

@TammyBrenner17 @chaninicholas this is so kind. thank you. <3

[Jas @jasjupiter]

@brujabitchh Nothing is more disarming or lovely than somebody saying, “I really like you. I want to be your friend!” Try it on class or workplace or random encounter faves who brings a smile to your heart! Release expectation of result but be led by what and who excites you and invite them!

[Jas @jasjupiter]

@alexsongxia you are in danger

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

i need at least 3 beverages in my proximity at all times. they can all be cold but not all of them can be hot. if there are more than 3 then at least one of them has to be hot. this is the secret to my success, hope it helps

[Jas @jasjupiter]

the other levels are that they DYED A WATERFALL and that they BELIEVE IN THE GENDER BINARY.

(yes i know water is actually clear but we all know that in the right light it could say "it's a boy" if you wanted it to, which is still idiotic)

[Jas @jasjupiter]

hot take but isn't water already kinda blue-ish?! just another level upon which this is dumb

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

ENOUGH!

[Jas @jasjupiter]

this is good science