Jas🪐🪴

Anti-Freud|Anti-Feelings|Big on Plants, Books, Coffee

[Jas🪐🪴 @jaslex15]

the citizenship test in america is just memorizing the words to cotton eyed joe

[Jas🪐🪴 @jaslex15]

Im in love with my modern poetry teacher and I think it's partially bc she is me as a 35 year old woman

[Jas🪐🪴 @jaslex15]

3 seconds ago I learned that lucy & julien sing harmony on graceland too and I dont think my life will ever be the same

[Jas🪐🪴 @jaslex15]

welp i’m logging out. this account has served me well for many many years and I will save it as a time capsule. peace out besties xoxoxoox

[🔝 @Diimees_]

• My problem is, i wanna know how you feel about me EVERY DAY 😂

[Jas🪐🪴 @jaslex15]

like i’ve never known a seth who:
a) doesn’t have a substance abuse problem
b) isn’t a manipulator/gaslight king
c)i wouldn’t let use me like a fuckin rag doll ����🏽‍♀️

[Jas🪐🪴 @jaslex15]

men names seth are always some toxic ass crazy motherfuckers. but they are ALWAYS so hot

[Jas🪐🪴 @jaslex15]

we don’t have blinds in the bathroom with our one working shower.

tldr: we are all naked neighbor

[Jas🪐🪴 @jaslex15]

of course I was in love with you!! I pegged you didn’t I???

[Jas🪐🪴 @jaslex15]

humiliating your child in public is abuse.

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

happy birthday to phoebe bridgers

[Kate 🪬🤍🇺🇸 @ImSpeaking13]

Wearing a mask is more patriotic than having 30 flags on your pick up truck.

[Jas🪐🪴 @jaslex15]

if I see ‘you’re the only person in my life whose suffering brings me no pleasure” I will simply just cease existing

[it’s just meera @meeracleshappen]

this is a Pilot G2 Gel Pen stan account. retweet if you are part of the superior Pilot G2 Gel Pen fandom

[Jas🪐🪴 @jaslex15]

cishet dudes calling other cishet dudes ‘boss’ is the equivalent to a girl/gay/they calling someone girlie

[Jas🪐🪴 @jaslex15]

I never want to stop watching this

[TEЯЯENCE @imtxrrence]

idgaf if we go back into lock down i was spending too much money anyways 🤷🏾‍♂️😂

[Jas🪐🪴 @jaslex15]

my mom IS my best friend, and like besties, we sometimes cannot stand the sight of each other and I think that’s beautiful 🤩

[Jas🪐🪴 @jaslex15]

the two best parts of my days are:
1. the first opportunity I have to sit on the toilet and watch tiktoks uninhibited
2. crawling in bed to smoke + put on my comfort show