Jason

Master of sarcasm and unrelenting optimist. Clemson and Tampa Bay Sports fan, and genius in my own mind. If offended, get a life.

[Clemson Tom @ClemsonTom]

You couldn’t touch him

[Jason @jaslowery]

@libsoftiktok @Starbucks @FOX2now Waffle House Management material

[Jason @jaslowery]

Incredible. So glad he got to him.

[Trump Girl @TrumpGirlLove]

Major accident on I-275 bridge in Tampa, Florida. 🚨🌉 Four vehicles involved. A scared dog ran away from one of the victims. An Uber driver, others, chased and rescued him. The Uber driver took him to the police station to reunite him with his family. 🙏🙏❤️❤️🐾🐾

[Jason @jaslowery]

@ClemsonOculus @GrahamNeff Absolutely keep it H&H. Neutral site games are a disgrace to the greatest sport in the world and should be banned.

[Jason @jaslowery]

@RicFlairNatrBoy

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Watch incredible footage captured from passengers on an airliner above Florida, showing the exact moment the Artemis II mission lifts off carrying four astronauts on its journey around the Moon as they make history

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA OWNS HOCKEY

GOLD MEDAL FOR THE USA 🇺🇸

[𝓓𝖗. 𝓥𝖔𝕏 𝓞𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖎 ᴹᴰ 👁️‍🗨️ @Vox_Oculi]

🚨BREAKING: Punch the viral orphaned baby monkey has somehow acquired a pistol and is firing at monkeys who bullied him, two confirmed casualties

[Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays]

A Final Message From Scott Adams

[Jason @jaslowery]

@TKras Terrible clock management.

[Jason @jaslowery]

@AlexaBliss_WWE I can’t believe your legs are long enough to reach the coffee table 😂

[Jason @jaslowery]

@JonnyCarrots007 💯

[Jason @jaslowery]

@greg16676935420

[Jason @jaslowery]

@TKras Bye week could not have come at a better time

[Jason @jaslowery]

@TKras This is the most bizarre Bucs game I can remember.

[Jason @jaslowery]

@TKras Called it!!!

[Jason @jaslowery]

@TKras We are overdue for a turnover

[Jason @jaslowery]

@ClemsonTom

[Jason @jaslowery]

@elonmusk Got it