jasmine

run a vintage cocktail bar, art graduate

[jasmine @jasm_ne_s]

I’m gonna stop dating him. I’m invested cause I’ve never had kindness like it.

[jasmine @jasm_ne_s]

Having an amazing couple of weeks with 1973 but 1994 is single again and wants to go for dinner
If one finds out about the other odds are I’ll end up with neither :(

[jasmine @jasm_ne_s]

Been on my DEATHBED with bronchitis for 10 days and had 6 of the rotation finally ask me out on proper dates?

[jasmine @jasm_ne_s]

I love giving men in their 30s a therapy session on my couch instead of a hookup, it’s my gift in return for a cocktail or 2 at the bar

[jasmine @jasm_ne_s]

Bored at home with the flu so long I’m revisiting ao3 from 10 years ago

[jasmine @jasm_ne_s]

I spent all day getting to the walk in centre 3 towns over, only to melt my antibiotics on the hob and nearly start a fire 😭 someone look after me

[C 💒 @churchofysl]

every time someone asks me about my dislike and refusal to use AI, i send them this.

[jasmine @jasm_ne_s]

living at the seaside all great til ur link up gotta ditch after round 2 cause the boat he building is sinking

[liam cunningham @liamcunningham1]

"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." — George Orwell

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Robert Jenrick owns three houses, two £2m homes in London and a £1m house in Herefordshire. He was also the housing secretary. It's because of people like him why the rent is going up, but he wants you to blame immigrants.

I bet he wouldn't support a rent cap.

[Abubaker Abed @AbubakerAbedW]

This not AI; it is a photo of starving Palestinians putting their lives in peril to get a bag of flour.

This is a holocaust of mass killing, starvation, and destruction.

[Salma @lallathurayya]

I’ve experienced something like this and I can peacefully die satisfied. The first time I separated with my ex fiancé he randomly took a flight back to me and showed up to my workplace with tears in his eyes about how he cannot live without me & was going crazy every day

[Katie Halper @kthalps]

Nazi-level stuff. Like when people were told they were going to showers that turned out to be gas chambers. Except this time the whole world is watching and the West is directly facilitating it.

[Sarah @timetoshine1234]

Nigel Farage wants to leave the ECHR to make YOU considerably poorer.

No state pension.
No minimum wage.
No state benefits.
No maternity pay.
No holiday pay.
No sick pay.

And ultimately, no NHS.

Nigel Farage is not on your side.

Stop being thick and wake-up!

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

Analysis by The Independent reveals Reform UK’s tax plans would disproportionately benefit the wealthiest 10% who would gain almost four times as much as the poorest 10%

Who would have guessed..

https://t.co/9XYaY46bva

[any other leader would be 20 points ahead @anyotherleader1]

This guy is getting an easier time from the media than Gary Linekar

[omar @theomaramo]

Throughout the doc he asks everyone where they're from and not a single person says they were born there lmao
He's the greatest windup merchant of all time

[Jake 🌹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ToryWipeout]

Christ no wonder the prosecution service decided not to divulge ethnicity in rape cases.

The right are mental.

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

everyone who got pink pilates princess in their spotify wrapped