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Me 5 minutes into the night I should of canceled on

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Bugs are so damn annoying. You have all that space to fly yet you still wanna be in my fucking face!

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Stunt man on TV: Don’t try this at home!

Me (sitting on the couch with a 5LB bag of m&ms): Ok

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I loved the idea of moving out until I realized a pillow is literally $25

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@LovelyGrlsOnly For me as soon as I got a real job haha

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Once you turn a certain age you don’t need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force

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Me: That section won’t be on the test

The section:

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A free t-shirt can literally motivate me to do anything

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(While being tackled by a police dog) what’s his name??

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@_theRealDev_ I always wake up 5 minutes before my alarm goes off haha

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@JstreetMike Ever sense I started a full time job for real hahah

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Me: Did you have a good day at school? My 6 year old cousin: Thats not how school works

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I’m at the age where I finally understand why anyone would be happy to win a new appliance on The Price Is Right

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How bad of a driver do you have to be?

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People on the titanic when they couldn’t find a lifeboat:

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When the waiter comes back and says your card was declined

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Never seen a more suiting Mother’s Day card

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When your mom sends ya to pickup milk but hits you with that nvm text when you about to check out

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@cadesass Yeah because I’ve put my 40 on every job application I’ve filled out

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@jrsmitty79 @parishiltonsdad I was. No shame in sayin it

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Anyone wanting to skate HMU!