jasmine 𐚁

miss good puss

[MISS VIRGO @varruechexo]

Tierra and kc flow together better but that don’t mean I’m voting for them.. I just punched my nigga so hard because of KC

[jasmine 𐚁 @jasmean69]

gen v canceled but we’re getting a spinoff about nazis that literally nobody asked for…

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

‘GEN V’ has been canceled after 2 seasons.

[q @sxarlights]

OSCAR WINNER MICHAEL B JORDAN

[trying to miss out. @wanderinsouI]

ACT LIKE A NIGGA GET SNUB LIKE A NIGGA TIMOTHÉE

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @ppletomyeye]

Ran through is such a vile way to put it I was loved by many

[LB @lnbshr]

Goodbye saturn in pisces u will not be missed ✌🏽

[zae @itszaeok]

people who get sad and weird on valentine's day lowkey be ruining the vibe like sorry you knew you were single yesterday omfg

[Nicolas is a cowboy @niggaolas]

“The rapture is coming” and it’s just Libra season

[ayan. @artan_ayan]

some of you would've wept and wailed at the funerals of slave owners. spines made of paper mache.

[Northeast Regional Nancy @NRNancy_]

God protects the hairlines of men who are pure in heart

[Raymonte @BDTRELILBROTHER]

I love seeing people I don’t like be ugly

[Joshua Kaye @JoshuaDKaye_]

Astrology is fun until:

1. You know your crush’s chart
2. You realize they’re undateable

[Raymonte @BDTRELILBROTHER]

If I was to date a man with a peanut allergy and he cheated on me I would tie him up put a Reese’s in his mouth and put tape over it

[TJ 🇵🇸 @bo0kthoughts]

Women are trying to find that one magical race/ethnicity of men who treat women with respect and it’s not gonna happen. All men are trash

[𐙚 bambi @bbambied]

"this is why i don't date outside my race" i mean okay i guess lets get you a trophy. no no... lets throw a party and invite kesha

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

Oh, Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man… you will never be washed

[jasmine 𐚁 @jasmean69]

propaganda i’m not falling for:

[Carlos Soto @crlssto_]

I strongly believe that if you want a real relationship don’t have sex automatically I really think waiting at least 3 months before having sex really helps create space for more substance….idk I’m rambling 🫥

[tyris ✰ @TYRISPRINT]

I’M SOOOOO GLAD KEKE IS INTERVIEWING OLANDRIA & CHELLEY AND NOT THAT CALL ME MAYBE BITCH