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I'm a train wreck in the morning I'm a bitch in the afternoon

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Pepper spray was invented in the 1980s

[jas🌼 @jasmin8aa]

@_yesbuts_ @_yesbut_ Yes! This is a testament to our team's dedication and perseverance!

[jas🌼 @jasmin8aa]

@JuptersExchange @JupiterExchange Yes! This is a testament to our team's dedication and perseverance!

[jas🌼 @jasmin8aa]

@_yesbutt_ @_yesbut_ I'm overjoyed! This achievement is a testament to our team's dedication!

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Gypsy Rose Blanchard told TMZ she bought tickets for the Chiefs game on December 31, in the hope of meeting Taylor Swift.

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Them : do alcoholics run in your family

Me : no they drive

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Is the sound of freedom too loud for you?

[Cera Gibson @CeraGibson]

If I ever get married, I hope my spouse still loves me when my tiddies triple in size and I don’t age over the course of 20 years.

[computer man @gloomfather]

White people will hear a herald angel sing and say some shit like “Hark!”

[M&M @_StormHaze]

Typical of Americans when they hear that a group of fish is called a school

[🏴‍☠️Thomas Hewitts Whore 🏴‍☠️ @HewittsWhore]

Being overstimulated in public literally feels like this

[kie @criminalplaza]

THE PICTURE😭😭😭

[🐌 @Wheeema]

When I say im going swimming, this what I be talking about 😂

[trash jones @jzux]

why would i save for retirement when i can buy knickknacks