Edgar Allan Hoe

I'm a classy gal but I could also probably drink you under the table🍸 Bartender at Comedy Mothership

[The Dirty Team @partywithdirty]

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[the hype @TheHyyyype]

me passing someone: u slow bitch

me being passed: ok speed racer

[Ron White @Ron_White]

Drink for the party you want, not the party you’re at.

[Aoife @aoiferyan_x]

Just replied to a girls story on ig telling her she was pretty and she replied 'unlike you' i want to pass out

[Jessy Morner-Ritt @JessyMornerRitt]

i don’t miss drinking alcohol i miss ordering alcohol from someone hotter than me who hates me

[mizz zaza @Alyssaishot]

PHC Sororities are misogynistic, racist, and homophobic. They don’t actually support women, they support money.

[Edgar Allan Hoe @jasmin_lee22]

@TheAllisonCrawf I can’t tell if this is a question or a demand

[jadehascake @jadehascake]

Some women have a higher body count because they’re afraid to say no when they’re put in a situation that involves sexual pressure from a man but I don’t think the slut shamers are ready for that conversation yet

[Edgar Allan Hoe @jasmin_lee22]

@LessisMORgan I don’t believe u but pls keep me posted 🔥💀

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

This user has hidden this Tweet from men who cannot locate a clit. L͟e͟a͟r͟n͟ ͟m͟o͟r͟e͟.

[Edgar Allan Hoe @jasmin_lee22]

“Nobody knows a rose better than another rose”
-the drunk lesbian i met in the bathroom

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

Dirty Dancing is a really upsetting if you imagine it from the POV of Baby’s dad, a cardiologist who just desperately wanted a few weeks of peaceful vacation.

[Edgar Allan Hoe @jasmin_lee22]

Happy Saturday. Might fuck around and pierce my nipple just so I can feel something.

[Allison @TheAllisonCrawf]

Jasmine and I having our every few days drunk talks: Wow it must be like 1 am
*looks at time*
Us: Oh its only 9:30
@jasmin_lee22

[chris melberger @chrismelberger]

*coffee shop*

me: hi can i get some tea

barista: sure. chai?

me: no

barista: green?

me: no

barista: our manager is fucking our stock boy and her husband has no idea

me: thank you

[Edgar Allan Hoe @jasmin_lee22]

My friends: “wow he’s cute!”
Me: “i’d let him throw me into a wall and choke me until i pass out.”

[Edgar Allan Hoe @jasmin_lee22]

I have got to stop following guys on Tik Tok just because they have a hot dad.

[Edgar Allan Hoe @jasmin_lee22]

There are SO many hot lesbians on TikTok I think i’m bisexual now.