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[jas @jasmine_dyson]

I've worn a mask 12 hours a day, 5 days a week for past 4/5 months so I'm abit fucked off to see people moaning that they have to wear it in a SHOP they're choosing to go to to enjoy some shopping

[jas @jasmine_dyson]

In the least ignorant sounding way, you're off ya tits if you think I'm having a vaccine

[jas @jasmine_dyson]

Still feel 18 but looking real 25

[jas @jasmine_dyson]

Sorry love but I'll never be an Aries

[ELL💛🐘 @xxelliegrace]

A trip to B&M, The Range, Home Bargains or IKEA is a top tier day out

[jas @jasmine_dyson]

Rlly never thought lockdown would do great things for me, but I'm financially in a better position than I've ever been, I've moved from my small flat to a cute house and I've gone from a size 12 to an 8, just here living my best life 💅💅

[Madame LaQueer @MadameLaQueer]

Just saying.

[Abbey scullion🕊 @abbeyscullionn]

PLEASE start saying sorry to your children after an argument before talking to them again your literally teaching them that if u just leave things for long enough they’ll be forgotten and that’s why so many people are unable to apologise when they’re GROWN men n women

[teekayy @hollanoob]

Can we just destroy the idea that in gay couples, one has to be masculine and one has to be feminine just to imitate heterosexuality????

[amy @senoritaplop]

To every boy who has dyed their hair blonde: buy some TONER

[jas @jasmine_dyson]

People saying dont suffer in silence are the same people who dont want to listen but would be the first to say 'She seemed so happy, she never said anything'

[jas @jasmine_dyson]

Ever just want to scream fuck off then?? 🙃🙃

[isobel @isobel_bartramx]

“twitter lockdown police on one today” or we actually give a shit about our families 🤣🤣🤣 mongs the fucking lot of u

[Scotty @scottyycc]

Fuck onlyfans ive made 60 quid today snitching on my mates bbq i didnt get invited to

[jas @jasmine_dyson]

Exactly

[Brooks Carter🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Edbcar]

A list of.....every MP that voted AGAINST a nurse pay raise......shocking...

Dominic Raab (CONSERVATIVE)
Boris Johnson (CONSERVATIVE)
Michael Gove (CONSERVATIVE)
Rishi Sunak (CONSERVATIVE)
Priti Patel (CONSERVATIVE)

[jas @jasmine_dyson]

Why do I always get with absolute dickheads?

[jas @jasmine_dyson]

❤️

[John Kelly @john_kelly6]

If anyone is feeling a bit down or not 100% at the moment, here’s my little brother enjoying his toast n jam, can guarantee it’ll make you smile😊

[jas @jasmine_dyson]

Feel like every street has that dickhead neighbour

[jas @jasmine_dyson]

I’d really enjoy a large amount of money deposited into my bank RN