Jasmine Cook

Dream with my eyes open. Sleep when I'm dead. Love who my hearts chosen, conquer what lies ahead

[Jasmine Cook @jasminealexus]

This picture is going everywhere and I'm not sorry😍💖✌️

[Jasmine Cook @jasminealexus]

I hate when dress alterations are more expensive than the dress….

[Ashley White | Chicago Esthetician @skinclasshero]

that stool is the only thing keeping them from killing us

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

F is for FIRE THAT BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN!! U is for uranium…bombs. N is for NO SURVIVORRRRS!!!

[osama @0ba0sama]

the french would rather burn paris to the ground than be forced to have a job for two more years, gotta respect that.

[Cristy ୭̥🪩💙 @Cris_ahft]

Sus rodillas y directioners tuvimos un deja vu 😭🤏🏻

[ᒪᗩᑎE @lanechanged]

It's insane how we're letting decrepid old white men who won't even be around in 10 yrs destroy this planet for profits they can't take with 'em.

[Jasmine Cook @jasminealexus]

First international flight, what a flex that it’s Japan!

[Jasmine Cook @jasminealexus]

Toyko here I come! 🎉🎉

[Malisedi 💜 @MoloiMalisedi]

one of my biggest ragebaits is someone responding to the least important part of what i just said

[Jasmine Cook @jasminealexus]

Thinking about the sleep I’m gonna have when I get home from work

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

If food worked you wouldn’t need to keep eating it.

[Al Smizzle @AlZeidenfeld]

So basically all the food is going to kill us now because the Trump administration put a heroine addict in charge of HHS & gutted the FDA and their regulations on food safety.

Nice work…idiots.

[Mo 🇵🇸 @exilehive]

Back in the day if you didn’t know how to sing on Disney they would call drew seeley. Now they just let anybody in the studio over there

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

We can’t fucking afford groceries

[ash🍊 @ashmatics]

i die a little inside when someone irl suggests i use chatgpt for literally anything

[raw روان✨ @raweezzyy]

Faces full of filler and botox. But vaccines to help prevent the spread of diseases is where we draw the line and decide to be cautious of what we put into our bodies

[Uncle Daddy Wee-Yum @MrGee54]

You got all the vaccines when you were a child but now you are unvaccinated. Ok

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

I don’t want an AI overview, just give me the Google results!

[azi @sazifide]

either it goes my way or everyone dies

[lady . @LadyLondon]

Is this lettuce diarrhea phenomenon still going on? I really want a salad lmao