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[Mapotofu @jasmineavline]

tidur siangku hari ini mengharukan sekali mimpinya 😭💔

[Mapotofu @jasmineavline]

sedih banget.. berita yg gue kira HOAX ternyata beneran.. presiden Norak 😭😭😭😭

[Lambe Saham @LambeSahamjja]

salsa erwina usul makanan pejabat dan acara DPR pakai menu MBG 15 ribu:
- termasuk perayaan 17 agustus dan rapat dpr
- katanya menu buat pejabat harusnya sama kayak yang diterima siswa
- dia kaitin usulan ini sama sila kelima pancasila
- soal keadilan sosial
- menurutnya gak boleh ada menu khusus atau perlakuan beda buat pejabat
- dia bilang ini juga bisa bantu efisiensi anggaran
- salsa usulin anggaran konsumsi dibatesin sekitar 15 ribu per orang per hari
- katanya kalau pemerintah yakin mbg itu berkualitas dan aman
- ya harusnya mereka juga mau makan yang sama
- kalau tidak berani berani jangan paksa rakyat makan MBG

[sosmed keras @sosmedkeras]

Doa sebelum Bayar pajak🙏

[Coach Adam Velcro 🇮🇩🥇 @AdamVelcro]

Politik najis

[txt boy @ceritaboyyy]

Ngerjain penipu. skenarionya “anak” aku ditahan, “polisinya” yg bicara.
🥸 : Anak ibu ini bawa narkoba
💁🏻‍♀️: Anak saya yg mana?
🥸 : Yang laki2 lah!
💁🏻‍♀️: Namanya siapa pak? Jangan gendernya
🥸 : masa ibu lupa anak sendiri. Yang laki2, anak muda
💁🏻‍♀️: anak saya ada yang perempuan transgender, tapi di KTP masih tertulis laki-laki. Ada yg non-binary, tapi ekspresi gendernya maskulin, dan di KTP perempuan. Ada yg laki-laki cis tapi ekspresinya gender non conforming. Brewok tapi pake kebaya

[jess @asterumidol]

plave lore art sketches 😭😭😭😭😭 THEY ALL LOOK SO DAMN FINE

[Mapotofu @jasmineavline]

Bismillahirahmanirahim

[NN💪👸💜 @n_noOpl5]

🤙💙💜💗❤️🖤
#팀플레이브의모든앞날을지지해

[nanas @myyejun]

- As he started crying, Noah said "I just want PLLIs to be happy. If you're happy then I'm happy too. You're our driving force" 🥹😭

- It wasn't a speech asking fans to defend PLAVE or feel sorry for them. It was simply Noah asking everyone to trust them a little more, be kinder to one another and continue creating happy memories together

- When he was about to end the live he became emotional and admitted that he usually hates showing his vulnerable side or crying in front of fans. He said he didn’t want to complain or show that he was struggling but he realized that he might have been mentally exhausted lately and couldn't hold it in anymore

- He also joked about the members probably crying while watching him, especially Yejun and Bamby because they’re both emotional. Even while crying he tried to lighten the mood and make everyone laugh 🥺

- Noah then exchanged messages with the members, especially Yejun, Bamby, Eunho and Hamin, telling them he loves them and reminding everyone not to get sick. He repeated his promise to PLLIs: remember what we promised don’t fight with each other, take care of yourselves, and let’s keep being happy together

- After calming down, Noah joked about how “coolly” he cried. He said he was actually proud because he cried silently like a main character in a drama, holding his forehead and eyes, trying not to make any sound, only occasionally sniffling because of his runny nose 🥹😅

- He joked that compared to Bamby, who cries dramatically, he cried in a much more “cinematic” way. He even said if this had been a normal video instead of a livestream, people would probably have thought it was an acting scene and commented things like “Is this from a drama? His acting is amazing” Even though he was embarrassed, he joked that he almost wished fans could have seen it because he looked like the protagonist of a movie😅

End of thread 💜

[lele 🎨🌱 COMIPARA7 & CF23 @lelenotafish]

@chaerinbam SEMUA INI SALAH PEMERENTA

[Fucekket @fucekket]

kasihan banget adik2 yang mau pergi sekolah saja harus melewati benteng takeshi

sementara bangunan di tengah hutan dipakein kipas dengan harga 11 juta per unit.

sungguh miris🥲

[Bambang @sibambaang]

Setya Novanto, kasus korupsi EKTP Triliunan.

Selnya mewah, sekarang udah bebas bisa pesta-pesta.

10 tahun lagi anak cucunya bakal jadi old money. Ada yang masuk politik, jadi komisaris, dan tetap tajir melintir 😂

Worth it banget korupsi d negara ini.

[hot cocoa @bismillahyuk_]

Terima kasih suami? Terima kasih Papa Mertua mungkin yaa? 😄

Nabila Gardena menikah Januari 2021 dg Harits Albar — anak koruptor Timah yaitu Alwin Albar.

September 2021, renov rumah besar2an di Simprug, 15 menit ke Senayan~ Jabatan Harits saat itu msh jd "Associate" di Deloitte. Gajinya? KECIIIL KAK 🤣

Jabatan suaminya saat ini Manager di company Big4 juga. Still, ga segede yg diomongin orang2 ya 🤪🫣

Mobil Lexus & BMW. Rumah interior full marmer. Tas branded.

[︎︎Ciii @urflowerz]

Prabowo lebih pilih habiskan 30 triliun untuk beli pesawat dibanding menghabiskan 30 triliun untuk pemulihan aceh.

[︎︎Ciii @urflowerz]

lucu ya?
Padahal kejadiannya di TANAH AIR KITA SENDIRI tapi kita tau beritanya dari media luar negeri 🙂

media Indonesia pada kenapa sih sebenarnya?

[Mapotofu @jasmineavline]

padahal yang minta ketemuan sama vendornya si boss tsb

[Mapotofu @jasmineavline]

ternyata masih ada boss yang bisa-bisanya main tennis pas bisnis trip, sedangkan staffnya masih meeting sama vendor di luar jam kantor

[Mapotofu @jasmineavline]

@txtdarionlshop "terima kasih sudah amanah"

[• @yducknow]

accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life 😭😭😭😭😭