jasmine

chiquita pero picosa 🌶 | she/ella

[Valia Babycats🍉 @livetime_fe]

This broke me. I'm sobbing uncontrollably right now.

[jasmine @jasminebet]

One of my fatal flaws is that my text messages have a lot of typos in them

[jasmine @jasminebet]

My sister is at the hospital about to have her baby! Meanwhile, I had to come to the pharmacy for a plan B :)

[jasmine @jasminebet]

Just finished another tube of chapstick 😌

[Ryan Ken @Ryan_Ken_Acts]

Those men were at the constitutional convention on stolen land writing about "freedom" while eating meals prepared by the human beings they owned. Some chewed and swallowed that food with teeth stolen from someone else's mouth. And we were taught in school to call them "fathers."

[jasmine @jasminebet]

@mariaa_giselle

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I’m going viral on tik tok for waterboarding a lizard??? Who would’ve thought

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@yesisoi Ismael 🥹

[jasmine @jasminebet]

My sister is pregnant and making me a Tia for the first time BUT my brother just got me the Starry Night Lego set so he’s objectively favorite sibling of the year now

[jasmine @jasminebet]

4 Mexican women in this house and none of us know how to make tortillas from scratch 😞

[jasmine @jasminebet]

@yesisoi a program to get your MASTERS 🥹

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@yesisoi We need to do a limpia when you get back

[jasmine @jasminebet]

Update: 🥲

[jasmine @jasminebet]

So I bought a new car in December. And then in March I got rear ended. I literally just settled the case with the lawyers and then BAM I got hit again. It was relatively minor just a little dent. But tell me why today only a week later I got a flat tire omw to work ???? 🤡

[jasmine @jasminebet]

@Dilly_ox Thank you 🥺 I am okay now!

[jasmine @jasminebet]

@SaxSaxQub I was down real bad with a concussion at first. This was over a week ago tho so I’m now on (hopefully) a steady path to recovery. Overall just very grateful I walked away.

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@AraujoJavie @orvillepeck @orvillepeck

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@yesisoi 😌

[jasmine @jasminebet]

Tiny fruit :)

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@yesisoi Can I unlike this tweet?