jasmine.

Je rêve. Artist Management - evanturetime, Jason Gelchen, Houg, Khally, Sam Lo, SONG

[jasmine. @jasminechoe_]

Cool beans with the new features to WhatsApp, @Meta. But really I just need you to add SCHEDULE SEND. Badly.

[jasmine. @jasminechoe_]

Anyone else confused about why this property lim scandal thing is even a thing to anyone personally unrelated to them, or why the media is spotlighting it? 👀 😶‍🌫️

[jasmine. @jasminechoe_]

“By this logic, I’m genuinely shocked my entire office isn’t gay by now.”
Stay safe, Malaysia…

[jasmine. @jasminechoe_]

Malaysians lampoon minister linking work stress to gay people - https://t.co/oe9gxVmBKd

[jasmine. @jasminechoe_]

If you have a friend who struggles with their married parents’ tempestuous emotionally violent relationship, please never say to them “at least they’re still married”.

[jasmine. @jasminechoe_]

Everything in this article reads “divorce wrecks children because society makes it a thing, and because the system makes it extra difficult for deeply unhappy people to do the necessary”.

https://t.co/nN6JKRvGSh

[jasmine. @jasminechoe_]

It’s 2025. Why is the narrative still the same? When can we finally spotlight all the traumatised children of parents who refused to (or painfully delayed) divorce due to this overly simplified, albeit not obsolete, voice?

[jasmine. @jasminechoe_]

“Better to be disliked for your personality than be liked for your persona.”

IN FOCUS: Is LinkedIn ‘broken’, and how did we get here? https://t.co/nD1lWtYkNS

[Fox Footy @FOXFOOTY]

Is it the end of an era at Collingwood? 🤔

MORE: https://t.co/x7h7bLlVWE

[George Monbiot @GeorgeMonbiot]

To all the people saying "they should have locked the Just Stop Oil protesters up for longer", enjoy your weekend.
But please remember that you wouldn't have a weekend, or any other fundamental right, were it not for protesters who were reviled by people like you.🧵

[jasmine. @jasminechoe_]

🤍
Stricken by cancer, a migrant worker sees through one last act for his Singapore community before heading home https://t.co/ohUBu7DdBp

[Misanthrope @WhiteBwhite123]

@CreepyOrg Eagles don’t always win. Sometimes they are de-feeted.

[jasmine. @jasminechoe_]

This just made me even more upset about The Godfather

[jasmine. @jasminechoe_]

Verdict: Mulder and Scully are both kinda dumb

[NME @NME]

Could you be The Smashing Pumpkins' new guitarist?

Applications to be @SmashingPumpkin's new member are open to anyone. https://t.co/CpELQ5t1P5

[jasmine. @jasminechoe_]

“It also came as a shock that residents wanted mattresses, because operators traditionally do not receive complaints about mattresses, and workers rarely buy their own, he said.”

SHOOKT.

[jasmine. @jasminechoe_]

“DASL president Mr Cheah said some members were surprised that private space or having areas to spend time with their roommates meant so much to resident.”

Read: “.. were surprised that Migrant Workers are people too.”

https://t.co/02ddfowGJM

[jasmine. @jasminechoe_]

@CirclesLifeSG why is your customer service so patchyyyyy

[jasmine. @jasminechoe_]

It’s one thing to be able to make your presence felt. A whole other thing for your absence to be felt.

[jasmine. @jasminechoe_]

@fdbckfdfwd Everyone who reacts to news about errant e-bikers with “the government needs to fix this” is the one and only plausible response

[jasmine. @jasminechoe_]

The people demanding a ban on e-bikes and bicycles in general are probably the same people who will demand to know why Grab/Deliveroo can’t find a rider to send their food to them instantly