Jasmine Hill

[Jasmine Hill @jasminehill07]

“What a week”

Me at 9am on a Tuesday

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

This summer, we’re all outside🤷🏾‍♂️

[M @_trillissa]

Bartender: “a single or a double?”
Me:

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

me trying to act like I’m not leaving the house so my dog doesn’t get sad

[Michael Myers @RealMMyers78]

It’s my monthhhh!

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

It’s how he rose back up that’s taking me tf out 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Yung Chente🌩️🇲🇽 @yungchente97]

me after making huevos con weenies

[Pocket @islandthembo]

Mr Krabs on the phone telling the radio station to play his song

[Chubbs @Christopher66M]

YA YA, CHIKIN NUGET 🍗

[kelsie @iPad_Latino]

Me: brutally murdered and found dumped on the side of the highway
Two 35yr old women with a podcast: ok murder muffins we got a real oopy goopy spoopy story for you today!
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[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

I can’t breathe.
This kid was fighting for his life 😂😂

[baby d 🐢✨ @_PurpleUnicorns]

Ima buy you a drank……

[Chubbs @Christopher66M]

Jeromey Romey Romey Rome

[Chubbs @Christopher66M]

I'd call Alex Santamaria so fast I've always wanted to be on heartbreak hotel

[Chubbs @Christopher66M]

This is how I kiss my dog every 5 minutes

[Chubbs @Christopher66M]

Tha gang 🦃

[Uncle Daddy @_Mr_Go_In]

Counting my days at this damn job 😒