jas

milf in training

[jas @jasminelee525]

i’m just too pretty to work at sbux

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

i understand her so much

[Connor Franta @connorfranta]

twilight is a christmas movie

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

one cold dr pepper has done more for me than a decade worth of antidepressants

[reputation is GOD @theoriginalzh]

she can keep ATW10M in her vault during The Eras Tour cause idw her to sacrifice 3-4 songs just for it

[jas @jasminelee525]

daylight savings time ending cures my summer seasonal depression everytime

[jas @jasminelee525]

good thing i don’t work at sbux anymore 🥰

[jas @jasminelee525]

i’m just too pretty to work at sbux

[MARINA @MarinaDiamandis]

Oh to have small boobs for a day

The backless dresses I’d wear!

The braless errands I’d run in a tank top!

[jas @jasminelee525]

i’m so depressed i’m about to start watching the perks of being a wallflower

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

hey. those are my emotional support 42,732 unread emails

[jas @jasminelee525]

now i just call my roommate while he’s at work

[𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞ @WhoTFissim]

Ain’t no way we used to call our mama job and ask to speak to her like she ain’t working 😂

[jame @kloogans]

pretty fucked up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason

[jas @jasminelee525]

my fav thing about adderall is i can respond to messages that i’ve ignored for a month, add things to my calendar, start tasks i’ve been putting off, and make appointments but i have a homework assignment that’s been open in front of me for an hour and i’ve yet to start it

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

it's the first day of fall, this is your sign to watch twilight today

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

yes I’m bisexual (terrible driver but incredible parallel parker)

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me in public listening to other peoples conversations which is obviously none of my business: