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[ُ sushi ibushi 𖣂 @svhibe]

he looks like an elf who works in corporate

[jess @jasminelsayeddd]

What substance abuse the only thing im abusing is my bank account

[jess @jasminelsayeddd]

Its me and my shopping addiction against the world

[Grug 🪨 @grugcapital]

I once dated a woman with BPD who threw a prosecco bottle at my head (I dodged that shit) and told me to get out, so naturally I prepared to vacate the premises but before I could she grabbed a knife and threatened to plunge it into her heart if I left. God I miss her.

[hozaifah.. @Hozifah8]

عندي فكرة كدة,,,
أصل بالمرة يعني

[jess @jasminelsayeddd]

I knew i’d rather be dead than ugly when the side effects of my meds literally listed death/heart failure/ being suicidal/ hallucinations and i asked my doctor to change it just because there’s a 1% chance of alopecia

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

things i’d rather be called instead of a “wifey material”
-gold digger
-misandrist
-cat lady
-lesbian
-evil witch
-self centered

[jess @jasminelsayeddd]

معرفش بيكونو حلوين فعلا ولا عشان بيفكروني بضحكته بس a win is a win

[jess @jasminelsayeddd]

يومي بيتحسن بنسبة ٩٩،٩٩٩٩٩٩٩٪ لما بشوف حد لابس تقويم بيضحك

[jess @jasminelsayeddd]

يا مساء الدياي

[jess @jasminelsayeddd]

لا تخترعين لغة يديده is diabolical

[♌︎ @SoMrym1]

@whoshaneen هي مسج حرف D ساكن ماتصير مسدج
ونفسها الكلمات اللي كتبتيهم ف المنشن job و age لا تخترعين لغه يديده
اذا بنمشي ع منطقج لا تكتبين water اكتبي wader

[QUEEN KATHY @DaQueenKathy]

“Your baby has being diagnosed with-“

Me:

[Mica Galera ⚢ @GaleraMica]

men be like:
who's worse, a rapist who actively destroyed a woman and his friend's lives for his own lust, or the woman simply because she didn't feel any attraction to him (but he was still extremely important to her)?

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

excuse-moi chaton qui twerke je dois continuer de scroller mais sache que tu vivras à jamais dans mon cœur

[jess @jasminelsayeddd]

Remind me to hate on them faggots when i have the time

[Hunter Schafer Central @schafercentral]

Hunter Schafer and Alex Consani.

[wildflower @rJournnaL]

فيروز تقول شو بدك يعني انو موت فيك والله رح موت فيك وولدها زياد يقول اذا فكرك تستفزيني لأترجاك بترجاك واترجى ربك
احب في هذي العائلة انهم Real Yearners

[jess @jasminelsayeddd]

Woah

[🎀 planet clarke 🎀 @planetclarke]

“Women have a hard time submitting to men because it’s hard for Gods to submit to their own creations” altered my brain chemistry a little bit ngl