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[jasmine @jasminen907]

“camping” & “tesla truck” in the same sentence

[jasmine @jasminen907]

shoutout to the people who send me posts on Pinterest

[jasmine @jasminen907]

wdym you dont wash the handles of ur cutlery 😟

[jasmine @jasminen907]

@HazyxDrew done

[jasmine @jasminen907]

@HazyxDrew target like 5 years ago unfortunately

[jasmine @jasminen907]

i say “omw” when i am in fact not omw

[jasmine @jasminen907]

hey siri, how do i talk about my feelings?

[jasmine @jasminen907]

one trick pony over here

[jasmine @jasminen907]

@HazyxDrew JUST GO AND SAY YOURE THERE FOR FREE ICECREAM

[jasmine @jasminen907]

i feel like now that i know i need glasses, i cant see shit

[jasmine @jasminen907]

when i do a face mask and my acne doesnt just magically disappear 😒😒

[jasmine @jasminen907]

@HazyxDrew LMFAO, ur right actually

[jasmine @jasminen907]

yesss keep putting out those yardsale signs 🙈

[jasmine @jasminen907]

sometimes my french inhale only goes up one nostril

[jasmine @jasminen907]

need some prozac in my system like yesterday

[jasmine @jasminen907]

@HazyxDrew YOU GET IT🙄

[jasmine @jasminen907]

taking a shit > talking shit

[jasmine @jasminen907]

i never wanted to be a people pleaser, i came outta the womb that way

[jasmine @jasminen907]

not having lockers in high school was my biggest heartbreak

[jasmine @jasminen907]

@HazyxDrew YUHHHH thats the spirit