Jasmine Troutman

[Jeremy Slater @jerslater]

That was the worst thing I’ve ever seen, and I wrote FANTASTIC FOUR.

[Jasmine Troutman @jasminenatae]

Toddlers are pretty gross. This morning Acre stuck his finger in my armpit and then licked his finger and said “mmm!” 😂🤢🤷🏼‍♀️

[Jasmine Troutman @jasminenatae]

@ammoncluff Hahaha! I just saw this. Whitacre 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

[Jasmine Troutman @jasminenatae]

Mhjktyyhu #ThanksForDelivering

[Jasmine Troutman @jasminenatae]

C.v(5!$$(

[Jasmine Troutman @jasminenatae]

Trying to get the 3 yo to fall asleep in bed on his own without snuggles for 45 minutes. We checked on him 10 minutes later and he was unscrewing the knobs on my dresser in his underwear. So it’s going well.

[Jasmine Troutman @jasminenatae]

@ammoncluff @ellexandrarc I’m reading that one right now!

[Ammon Cluff @ammoncluff]

My sister cut sweet potato slices and melted an entire marshmallow on each slice yesterday for Thanksgiving 🤤
I really wish she didn’t live in Alaska

[Big Daddy J-Dawg @jaredcrowder]

Me: No way they can announce bigger changes than last conference.

President Nelson: Hold my milk.

#ldsconf

[Jasmine Troutman @jasminenatae]

@ammoncluff I just watched it with Roman and it made me miss aunt Shérie

[Jasmine Troutman @jasminenatae]

12pm

Me: *exhausted, just about to fall asleep*
Husband: "I'd like to brainstorm income ideas while I'm going to nursing school"

[Jasmine Troutman @jasminenatae]

@ammoncluff It depends on how much total he owed you

[Jasmine Troutman @jasminenatae]

@JasonForTheLove Eh just shake them out. I've been sleeping on puked-on sheets for like three nights now 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Jasmine Troutman @jasminenatae]

I really miss being able to have movie marathons all day long. #momlife

[Jasmine Troutman @jasminenatae]

You know you're a mom when the highlight of your day is that you get poop in peace cuz your baby is actually taking a nap not attached to you

[Jasmine Troutman @jasminenatae]

@ammoncluff I have a feeling this is directed directly at me 😂🤦🏻‍♀️😒

[Jasmine Troutman @jasminenatae]

@solai_lefay you should keep him ❤️

[Jasmine Troutman @jasminenatae]

@sallylluellen dude you have no idea how much I relate to this 😂😖 #mombody

[Jasmine Troutman @jasminenatae]

When preparing for motherhood no one warned me that I might accidentally spray breastmilk up my nose and into my eye. 🤦🏻‍♀️