Jasmine Pierce

✨ a slanderous and nasty-minded mulatress* ✨ + tv writer

[Reductress @Reductress]

How to Wrap Your Pussy in Foil and Put It In The Fridge Since No One’s Eating It: https://t.co/JrXQ7Ce01s

[Jasmine Pierce @jasminepierce]

Today my boss said, “I don’t really like collard greens. They’re too bitter.”

I replied, “Just say the N-word!”

So let me know if you hear of any job openings!

[Jasmine Pierce @jasminepierce]

@YoGlo_ Bacon juice.

[Jasmine Pierce @jasminepierce]

@PovisonOfficial Don’t let them trick you with cats, they will rip you off for hundreds of dollars and completely ignore you forever.

[Jasmine Pierce @jasminepierce]

@PovisonOfficial Where are my items? Why does your customer service phone line suddenly not work?

[Jasmine Pierce @jasminepierce]

@PovisonOfficial This company is fraudulent! Check their BBB before purchasing!

[Jasmine Pierce @jasminepierce]

@DuganFrehner @RoveConcepts @JartsPhoto I never got mine and still had to pay $600 to them.

[Jasmine Pierce @jasminepierce]

@joestaiano @FoamFree @RoveConcepts Everything about Rove Concepts is a lie. Check their BBB before you shop!

[Jasmine Pierce @jasminepierce]

@ItsReallyStar @WrittenByHanna lol the effort to remove my name from the screenshot

[Star @ItsReallyStar]

@WrittenByHanna One day someone will credit @jasminepierce for this 😢

[Jasmine Pierce @jasminepierce]

@joshgondelman 😍Thank youuu!

[Chris Redd @Reddsaidit]

Y’all so mad @KimKardashian killed this in a way you ain’t see coming 😂

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Kim Kardashian West’s Monologue!

[?st @questlove]

Great mono job @jasminepierce #SNL

[Jasmine Pierce @jasminepierce]

I wrote this sketch with Heidi Gardner, Chloe Fineman, and the unending support of Alison Gates and @streetseidell!

@KimKardashian, you crushed it! Thank you for everything.

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Welcome to The People’s Kourt

[alex song-xia @alexsongxia]

did it hurt? when u went to nyu

[Jasmine Pierce @jasminepierce]

@alexsongxia Yes.

[Jasmine Pierce @jasminepierce]

@ChrissySh Couldn’t agree more deeply.