shit jasmine says

this is a place where people can see the outrageous stuff Jasmine says. if you tweet something Jasmine says and tag @jasminewtf we'll probably retweet it

[shit jasmine says @jasminewtf]

I wanna have sex with a dead person #shitjasminesays #gross #thatsacrime #wtf #eewwwww

[shit jasmine says @jasminewtf]

Gosh damn #shitjasminesays

[Comrade Kathy @SASSY_KATHYYY]

When Jasmine is so into her food that she doesn't notice when she eats her plate #jasmineprobs @JasmineLahoud

[Comrade Kathy @SASSY_KATHYYY]

"They don't allow pros in a professional game" @JasmineLahoud #whatareyoutryingtosay #shitjasminesays

[Comrade Kathy @SASSY_KATHYYY]

"I feel like such a pro when I use word document because I just tell the words where to go.They're my bitch" @JasmineLahoud #shitjasminesays

[Comrade Kathy @SASSY_KATHYYY]

"What if like concave boobs were attractive and everyone wore shirts that like sucked their boobs into their bodies?" -@JasmineLahoud

[shit jasmine says @jasminewtf]

Its all about how you look at things like don't think of a rose having a thorn, think of thorn that has a rose #shitjasminesays

[shit jasmine says @jasminewtf]

Leave me alone before I turn you into a molecule #what #shitjasminesays

[shit jasmine says @jasminewtf]

"if the word canes had a taste, it would taste like this chicken finger" #shitjasminesays

[shit jasmine says @jasminewtf]

*while watching "Four Days in October" which is about the Red Sox 2004 post season* "oh yea go Indians!" #shitjasminesays #embarrassedforher

[SSC 104 @KEJS104]

That awkward moment when Jasmine asks Kathy if she claims herself as 'black' on applications #TheOnlyIndian

[shit jasmine says @jasminewtf]

Is cheese sticks two words too? #shitjasminesays

[SSC 104 @KEJS104]

When Jasmine seriously thinks you pronounce Wale's name Whale. #10Bprobz #shitjasminesays

[Comrade Kathy @SASSY_KATHYYY]

That awkward moment when @JasmineLahoud doesn't know how to spell Jim. #Gim #10Bprobs

[shit jasmine says @jasminewtf]

Is best friend really two words?

[shit jasmine says @jasminewtf]

If you're drunk and a mosquito bites you, does the mosquito get drunk too? #shitjasminesays

[shit jasmine says @jasminewtf]

Guys what if our eye brows were below our eyes wouldnt that be cool #shitjasminesays

[shit jasmine says @jasminewtf]

So apparently cibophilia is the obsession with food. Therefore, it appears that I suffer from this every moment of my life. #shitjasminesays

[shit jasmine says @jasminewtf]

There's no degree of wetness. Once you're wet, you're wet. #shitjasminesays

[shit jasmine says @jasminewtf]

ready to make your eye crusts cringle? *turns lights on* #shitjasminesays