Jasmine

Every breakup song is about Xabi Alonso leaving Liverpool

[Jasmine @jasminexc]

Incredible to see these paradigms shift in real time 😮

[DFL Deutsche Fußball Liga @DFL_Official]

xGoals: Changing how we evaluate goalscoring chances ⚽️

Expected goals is a model used by the #DFL subsidiary #SportecSolutions to provide shots on goal with a further element of qualitative analysis ➡️ https://t.co/cC9y5k5O4z

#FocusTomorrow #sportstech

[Jasmine @jasminexc]

Meanwhile, England captain Harry Kane: https://t.co/OdT1ElFwFd

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

it’s ok to be white.
it’s ok to be black.
it's ok to be asian.
it’s ok to be female.
it’s ok to be male.
it’s ok to be gay.
it’s ok to be straight.
it’s ok to be YOU.

But it's never ok to call football soccer 😉

[Jasmine @jasminexc]

Bought matching diamonds for 21 of my bitches 🎵

[Get French Football News @GFFN]

Paul Pogba & Antoine Griezmann bought themselves & the rest of the World Cup winning squad NBA Championship-style victory rings. | 📸 @MATUIDIBlaise

[Jasmine @jasminexc]

One keeper embarrassment that Liverpool were owed by the universe down, one more remaining. I don’t make the rules.

[Samuel @SamueILFC]

Sadio Mane ruining Neuer in GIF form. 😍

[Jasmine @jasminexc]

@FutbolsaCountry @btsportfootball Yesterday and today, I haven’t seen one mention of the ongoing case except this one. Like 97% of discussion was rehashing Messi debates. It means a lot to me that someone didn’t forget and said so.

[Jasmine @jasminexc]

David Villa really Tweeted out the moment he broke his finger in Fernando Torres’ shirt, huh. A no ragrets sort of bone-breaking situation then.

[David Villa @Guaje7Villa]

Preferiría tenerte a mi lado como en los viejos tiempos pero será un placer encontrarnos en un campo de fútbol de nuevo, @Torres !!! Vamos, @vissel_kobe ⚽️🐮💪🏻

[Jasmine @jasminexc]

Valencia forever 😭😭😭

[David Silva @21LVA]

Vamooooooosss!!!!!!!!!! #Amunt 🦇🦇🦇

[Jasmine @jasminexc]

Barcelona fans are UPSET about the team’s play as they’re 1) top of the liga 2) alive in the Champions League and 3) in the Copa del Rey final? #ElClásico

[Jasmine @jasminexc]

Real Madrid lost to a team playing POORLY? In a knockout CUP tie?? ReAL mADRID?!! #ElClásico

[Jasmine @jasminexc]

WHAT HAPPENED TO FRANCE IN THE 2010 WORLD CUP, a revisionist history: God had set a thirst trap in the form of Yoann Gourcuff’s general existence and the entire team lost their goddamn minds over it.

[Jasmine @jasminexc]

Raheem Sterling best life status: scoring the title-winning penalty top bins in his hometown and proceeding to troll Kepa

[Raheem Sterling @sterling7]

Lmao he knew 🤣

[Jasmine @jasminexc]

...But we talk about referees like their weaknesses are immutable and their performance & judgement can’t improve. If we talked about other ref tools like we do VAR, it’d be like, he pointed to the spot to award RMadrid a horrible penalty so I’m against referees having fingers.

[Jasmine @jasminexc]

People blaming VAR as a technology when it’s used to make a controversial decision are confusing. It’s not MAKING the decision via an algorithm. It’s not mind controlling the referee! Perhaps there’s an argument for anything enabling/exacerbating poor referring being bad...

[Jasmine @jasminexc]

99 times out of 100 the biggest story of this match would be “Pep Guardiola still doesn’t watch penalty shootouts?” instead of “Whose career is over, Kepa’s or Sarri’s” 😳 #CHEMAN

[Jasmine @jasminexc]

Axel Witsel really went from autopilot in China for the money to captaining top-of-the-league Dortmund without any apparent exertion...

[Jasmine @jasminexc]

I’ve begun to have a negative Pavlovian reaction to seeing Kate Abdo on my streams, not because there’s anything wrong with her, but because it means Alexis Lalas or Steve Nash is nearby ☠️

[Jasmine @jasminexc]

IN CASE I MISSED THESE MAJOR HEADLINES 😭

[Jasmine @jasminexc]

Thoroughly enjoying what constitutes as #LFC news when you’re top of the tables vs when in crisis!! Is this how it felt to be Chelsea while we were losing 6-1 to Stoke on Steven Gerrard’s last match for the club? It’s...so nice

[Jasmine @jasminexc]

Ffs Real Madrid are going to win the Champions League again. Sergio Ramos will kick a puppy in the final, the puppy will skid into a second ball thrown onto the pitch, the ball will roll into the opposition goal, and the ref will let it stand as the title-winning goal. #AJXRMA