AdoptableGastropod

[chomp @chomporwhatever]

when i drink my yummy beverage but it goes down the wrong pipe

[Cats Make Us Better 🐾 @BetterWithCat]

Water-resistant cat 🐈‍⬛

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

Me: Sorry I've got plans this weekend.

My plans:

[susa @prinkasusa]

I JUST HEARD SOMEONE SAY, “MAYBE YOU DON’T NEED MORE TIME TO HEAL, MAYBE YOU NEED MORE EXPERIENCES THAT SHOW YOUR NERVOUS SYSTEM A DIFFERENT REALITY,” AND YEAH… IT ECHOED IN ME

[Cats That Make You Go Awww @CuteAdorableCat]

angry but hungry

[Tired @_crustbag_]

Lowkey I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name

[AdoptableGastropod @jasminneave]

@_hyoki_ @PapayaPig1

[Tired @_crustbag_]

Omg guys Onlyfans isn’t banning explicit content 🙄 There’s no way that a multi-billion dollar cooperation would put MONEY over PEOPLE?? I mean come on, that’s a stretch. Capitalism is your friend and should be trusted 🥰

[Tired @_crustbag_]

Bob Ross once said: “I can’t afford to hate people, I don’t have that kind of time.”

But I do. Fuck y’all.

[Tired @_crustbag_]

All the people defending Marilyn Manson right now 100% hissed at people in high school lmao

[Luke Cutforth @LukeCutforth]

Actual infant @EvanEdinger plays with hair bobble on floor

[Luke Cutforth @LukeCutforth]

how to correctly pack cushions...

[frnkiero: Party (goth) Dad @FrankIero]

you can keep today, because i don't want it.
this afternoon we lost the sweetest most amazing… https://t.co/ARi7SAN4gS

[Thomas ‘TomSka’ Ridgewell @thetomska]

Pros of being fat: no one tries to sit next to you on that bus.
Cons of being fat: oh no someone has sat next to me on the bus I can't move.

[i feel like @yoifeellike]

flushing myself down the toilet

[gaby ✧ 💜 @howellaboutphil]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN 👻🎃

[flor @spidevpool]

WHAT ARE THOOOOSE

[frnkiero: Party (goth) Dad @FrankIero]

I'm not trying to pass judgement, but it doesn't seem like Doc McStuffins' parents give enough fucks about what she's up to in that shed.

[kyle @kvvlebeans]

“@motherofplenty: @TheKyleStyles there you go 😂😂” mother