Jas

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
If you’re a client,
I love you.

[Jas @jasmohindra]

"Bhaisaab, deposit karna hai ki withdraw?"
"Neither."
"Line mein kyun khade ho?"
"Main desh ke liye kuch karna chahta hoon."

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@Casey @MrBeast @Feastables She unboxes like Casey 😺

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@Shakti_Shetty Delhi is better.

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@ragingdas Fir iss mausam ki value nahi rehti 🙃

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@OberoiShelly @DelhiJalBoard
It’s very difficult for us to work in such an environment.

[Jas @jasmohindra]

.@DelhiJalBoard I'm deeply concerned about the persistent sewer blockage in Gaffar Market, Karol Bagh. It's not just a health hazard but also a breeding ground for mosquitoes, putting our community at risk. Urgent action needed! @durgeshpathak @MCDdelhi #CleanGaffarMarket #Health

[Jas @jasmohindra]

.@DelhiJalBoard I'm deeply concerned about the persistent sewer blockage in Gaffar Market, Karol Bagh. It's not just a health hazard but also a breeding ground for mosquitoes, putting our community at risk. Urgent action needed! @durgeshpathak @MCDdelhi #CleanGaffarMarket #Health

[Andreas Storm @avstorm]

Catch the 🏀 if you can

https://t.co/61e6nq7O7p by @musaadanurr

[Jas @jasmohindra]

@AdhamDannaway C

[Shakti Shetty @Shakti_Shetty]

Here is the last full-page feature I wrote for Mid-day before leaving Mumbai for Zomato. Had an enriching run in entertainment journalism thanks to brilliant editors like @shubhas and @janhavisamant.

https://t.co/GhddmtVojb

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

https://t.co/7Q3Ceh3ZmE

[Delhi Traffic Police @dtptraffic]

@jasmohindra Thank you, Concerned traffic staff has been informed.

[Jas @jasmohindra]

.@dtptraffic Offloading at odd hours. Disturbing shopkeepers and public movement.
Vehicle Number: DL 1L A 4811
Location: Ajmal Khan Road, Karol Bagh

- Offensive language when asked to move
- Incorrect number plate
- Offloading during market hours (12:03PM)

[Jas @jasmohindra]

@kanika_vasudeva @hopper AI har jagah kaam nahi aata 😅

[Jas @jasmohindra]

Why isn’t Google Chat bringing up the feature to reply to a message 🤨

#UX

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Jan 1 - Waheguru 😇
Jan 2,3,4... - Why guru? 😭
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Don't be religious on just day 1.

[Jas @jasmohindra]

Office colleagues be like. Agar mujhe tumse kaam hai. To tum mere liye zinda ho.

Or else, Bhaad mein jao.

[All India Radio News @airnewsalerts]

Delhi govt bans BS-III petrol and BS-IV diesel four-wheelers till Dec 9

https://t.co/DA9AlMM0XW

[Jas @jasmohindra]

@thisisbhumika 🎶 Soft saade dil. Hurt honde chhote chhote dhoke te 🎶 - Dilli de Sardarboys, TVF

[vishal dayama @VishalDayama]

mujhe bhi khareed ke barbaad kar do elon

[Richa Singh @RichaaaaSingh]

A middle class family is just a hospital bill away from poverty.

[Jas @jasmohindra]

.@dtptraffic From when can we drive BS4 (Diesel) vehicles?