Jas

[leon alpuche @skyferrori]

this is how you know it’s a rough fall season

[Jas @jasmorrison4]

Not joking this happened to my rabbits, they escaped never to return and a few months later were in the paper because a pet rescue lady had finally caught ‘the stray bunnies that had been terrorising the gardens of boultham park road’ because they were eating all the flowers

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

Remembering how Debbie Reynolds tried to get rid of her son’s pet alligator, Stanley, after he bit her daughter, Carrie Fisher, but the housekeeper secretly set Stanley free in Beverly Hills and a year later they were watching the news and saw Stanley crash a celebrity golf game.

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

Victoria Beckham being driven to school by her dad:

[Róisín Lanigan @rosielanners]

18 year olds still doing maths and never getting to smoke a vogue? era of uncool britannia. Deeply unchic little country

[Jas @jasmorrison4]

I don’t know why but this is so true

[trish @ultragloss]

when im 26 ill be an OLD HAG but when im 30 ill be sooo young/fresh/alive/just starting out my life do u know what i mean

[Jas @jasmorrison4]

I have a theory that you can tell whether someone was a Nickelodeon or a Disney kid by their personality now and I’m sorry but Nickelodeon kids have better senses of humour

[Rob @thegallowboob]

Just found out they give live fish CT scans by placing them on a wet sponge and I can’t stop thinking about it

[Jas @jasmorrison4]

@Matt_Wilson89 Thanks so much Matt!! Xx

[Jas @jasmorrison4]

Mark referring to me and our daughter as ‘his girls’ literally feels like Christmas morning and I will never grow out of the feeling

[Jas @jasmorrison4]

Me nesting: cleaning, washing, tidying, organising baby things

Mark’s version of nesting: chopped 2 trees down in the garden

[Jas @jasmorrison4]

Imagine both having driven for years and your car insurance is still £220 a month at 25 and 29 😅

[Jas @jasmorrison4]

There is a man snoring his head off in the maternity waiting room full of SLEEP DEPRIVED PREGNANT WOMEN the audacity

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

At what age does Ryan Gosling have to change his name to Ryan Goose

[Jas @jasmorrison4]

I’m 8 months pregnant and Mark has just called me a ‘wild beast’ not sure how to feel about that one

[Jas @jasmorrison4]

I’m my ‘just want to be laid down watching a place in the sun’ era

[Jas @jasmorrison4]

@CraftsAnya Is this about me x

[Jas @jasmorrison4]

Update: Prince has been added to the list

[Jas @jasmorrison4]

Latest pregnancy symptom: every time I think about Freddie Mercury I cry

[Jas @jasmorrison4]

Pregnancy means that I fell asleep whilst watching TV last night and when I woke up I was mad that Mark had also fallen asleep

[Jas @jasmorrison4]

How was your morning I woke up to a centipede in my bed