Jman

thinkin about almond croissants

[Jman @jasmynrm]

When people my age tell me that they’re pregnant my first instinct is always “lmao oh shit what u gunna do” but then I remember I’m at the age now where it’s totally normal for people to be having children
💀💀💀💀

[/ᐠ - ˕ -マ @lovesickdoe]

us if we were gummy bears

[saint hazy @vastandard]

I am filled with too much love to be wasting my summer day away in an office!!!

[eveo @eveoart]

silly 🪿

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

If someone called me this I would never recover

[bri @dummybri]

what it feels like to drink beer as a girl

[trash jones @jzux]

calling my representatives isn’t enough. i need to slap my representatives

[manic pixie cheese curd, MPH @tildawhirl]

Working In Office is soooo degrading why am I biking 3 miles in slacks at 8 am with a jar of beef stew in my backpack

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

when someone asks me “how was work today”

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

me rising from my edible coma to ask the flight attendant for a ginger ale in a clear, considerate voice that conveys gratefulness and respect

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, game, or TV show until I forget: Day 854

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, game, or TV show until I forget: Day 859

[kie @criminalplaza]

cillian murphy and ryan gosling

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Happy birthday to the indisputable icon, Angelina Jolie!

[panic! attack at the disco @tomposting_]

Say what you will about Jerry Springer. But nobody else would invite KKK members onstage so guests could punch them in the face. Respect.

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop paddington into a movie, game, TV show, or album until I forget: Day 757

[Jman @jasmynrm]

Kinda feel like I should give my grandma a call to tell her she’s a major dick. Wednesdays am I right lol

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop paddington into a movie, game, TV show, or album until I forget: Day 732

[J. Slai @JSLAi]

Me realizing Rihanna is pregnant again, and we’re never getting another album. 😭

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

Photoshop paddington into a movie, game, or TV show until I forget: Day 686