My dad always told me to find a man that will start your car for you on cold snowy days like this.
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Well dad, it’s 2018 and instead of a man, I got a car that can start herself.
*pulls long hair off of my bf knowing good and well it’s mine*
my brain:
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
me: which one of your hoes did this come from