Jason MacNaughton

[NFL @NFL]

DeMarco Murray is the 1st player in NFL history to start a season with 7 straight games of 100+ rushing yards.

[Jason MacNaughton @jason11234]

“@CollegeTownLife: I like to be wine and dined before I get fucked by the campus bookstore”

[Men's Thoughts @Males_Thoughts]

Athletic shorts with no pockets are worthless.

[NFL @NFL]

48 Days... #Kickoff2014

[relatable @byreIatable]

Props to the 3% of the female population who did not wear american flag high waisted shorts today

[Jason MacNaughton @jason11234]

@danielledportt ggers

[Jason MacNaughton @jason11234]

“@MensHumor: The Hilarious Differences Between Guys and Girls

https://t.co/I6ojrR7Xq1”

[Jimmy Tatro @JimmyTatro]

Hey breakfast restaurants, why is this a thing?

[Jason MacNaughton @jason11234]

@MorganBaccino hyped

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

The day has come

[New SAT Questions @TheNewSAT]

If you fill out an NCAA bracket you will...
A. Be wrong
B. Be disappointed
C. Lose
D. What is a Dayton?
E. All of the above
#NewSATQuestions

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Turned my goldfish into a dolphin

[Jason MacNaughton @jason11234]

@BridgetKBoltz I dabble

[Jason MacNaughton @jason11234]

Where the pho can I get some soup around here cause fucking @badgalriribren decided to give everyone the Black Plague

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

AEΠ At UC-Santa Barbara With Another Ridiculous Rush Video: http://t.co/KQ16JP9xA2