Jason Rolston

[The Late Show @colbertlateshow]

This is what it sounds like when journalists keep their mouths shut. #LSSC

[Jason Rolston @jason_jrol2]

@MMFlint thanks Michael - I agree.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

To avoid getting all angry and defensive over one of my tweets, just imagine they're not aimed at you personally as I don't know you exist.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The Electoral College is actually genius in that it brings all states, including the smaller ones, into play. Campaigning is much different!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The electoral college is a disaster for a democracy.

[Jason Rolston @jason_jrol2]

My 8yr old on election day: "If Donald Trump wins, can I give him the finger?"#RyanLochteForSecretaryOfSwimming @TheDailyShow @iamjohnoliver

[Jason Rolston @jason_jrol2]

#MovingFartherAway

[Jason Rolston @jason_jrol2]

Just saw the movie starring Matt Damon where he grows potatoes with poo..Does anyone think we can colonize Mars in time for the US election?

[Jason Rolston @jason_jrol2]

It's nice to see Future Shops across Canada are celebrating Earth hour a bit early today… I wonder if their employees can see in the dark?

[Jason Rolston @jason_jrol2]

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[Jason Rolston @jason_jrol2]

That's awesome then. I love steroids - especially the HGH (Hobbit Growth Hormone)....I'm seeing it! @shawnjenna @stevetasson @daveglassey

[Jason Rolston @jason_jrol2]

@TheDailyShow Don't miss this CBC news network headline from today:"COC unveils LGBT initiative"... Acronyms make life SO much better.

[Jason Rolston @jason_jrol2]

@jenna_champagne @shawnjenna @stevetasson @iamgignac @daveglassey do I need to dress up as a manatee? #lovethemanatee

[Jason Rolston @jason_jrol2]

@shawnjenna @stevetasson @daveglassey @jenna_champagne @J454Drury Maybe. But better than "Schweaty Nuggets Lotion"... Smart decision.

[Jason Rolston @jason_jrol2]

How is it that young children don't understand a parent's hangovers..?

[Jason Rolston @jason_jrol2]

@neiltyson thank you for that statement, Neil. I will be passing that to my children - most seriously

[Jason Rolston @jason_jrol2]

@CBCNews Angus Tornado pics

[Jason Rolston @jason_jrol2]

So this is what a missing top half of one's house looks like in someone else's backyard....never knew till now...

[Jason Rolston @jason_jrol2]

I blame the World Cup...

[Jason Rolston @jason_jrol2]

@MattStuckerCNN Sure Matt - just send me a link after it's posted if you don't mind.