Whenever I’m feeling like E.T. face down in a creek I just remember that @hellotefi was supposed to put her leg through the hole. It helps me feel a little happier.
Every time I go to Starbucks and have to ask for a little less foam on my “Trenta, no foam, five-shot half-caf, no foam pumpkin spice latte with no foam at 210 degrees”
#Starbucks#Chipotle#ScreamQueens#CHANEL
HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP BRO, GROW UP.