Jason Steady

I only tweet for me.

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I’ve lived near two graveyards, and I’ve lived near the woods. Now I’m living in the desert. I think I’ll find a giant clock to live in next, then I’ll go fight Dracula.

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I have never been able to take the Beastie Boys seriously.

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I don’t know who you think you are, but I disagree.

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I don’t like following anyone.

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I tried to Google “Burt Reynolds” and my phone autocorrected it to “Burt Rebuilds.”

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I chipped my tooth on the End of the World.

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Intellectuals need to post more nudes.

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Employees should be called Joblins.

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I invented a new thing called a Yaco. It’s like a taco, but that’s as far as I got.

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Happy St. Patrick’s Day to everyone who sucks.

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Spending 6+ months looking forward to running water has been an interesting perspective shift.

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If you’re in a band with me, it’s probably best if you just quit.

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I’m not immature, I’m merely foolish.

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I live in my own head rent-free.

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I can’t believe thanksgiving is over and I have to stop calling everyone Turkey Neck.

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Degenerates lack benefits.

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Step one: Make the problem funny

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What lacks in wonk, lacks in character.

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All the little red flags that seem cute and manageable are always cut from the same giant banner.

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If you show me how to live without you, I will.