Jason B. Standing

Whisky. Comedy. Beer. Music. Coffee. Podcasts. Did I say whisky already?

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Sorry X, I can't any more.

Every time I open this app I get a torrent of polarised, polemicised bile. None of the lovely, interesting stuff I joined for in 2008.

I'm uninstalling the app to stem the inflow of this bilge. I guess I'm still available for DMs.

:(

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ED BALLS

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@jeffreyjohnbell And some knobheads like me, as well.

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@MasterOfMalt I'll let you know if it ever comes up. 😐

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@monstroso Cnut! (or some spelling variation thereof)

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Oh, "BY" monarchs. Errm. Dunno. Maybe Trevor?

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@jeffreyjohnbell These days? It's Brock. Before I got married it was Benjamin, but I figured I wasn't using the "enjamin", so swapped it for "rock".

My wife and my daughter have the same middle name. We're a little cluster of BStandings.

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@jeffreyjohnbell 100%

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@steveprentice That's exciting. I love typing passwords.

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@jameschant Chocks away.

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@jameschant Hi James! Customer and fan of Matsudai here. Any chance you can DM me a contact email? I wanted to talk about Subscriptions (in a non-sales way). Thx.

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@jeffreyjohnbell I reckon there's plenty of ppl who'd order pints of the stuff if they didn't think it'd attract judgement.

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@aliterative Hey at least yours is visible. Mine isn't. That's the last time I deal with Plinth of Darkness.

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@tuttonp @EricIdle Was that the 1st night? I recall overhearing a very tall chap (6'5"?) dressed as a Mountie talking to his friend on the phone - "No, I'm around by door 34... If you come to the... Look, you'll probably see me - to be honest".

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@jeffreyjohnbell Classic Bell.

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@Travnat @katebevan They had to do SOMETHING - it already finished with "o" so there was no way to shorten it into a nickname.

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@aliterative My wife referred to them as "business boob" and "leisure boob".

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ED BALLS

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@Kavey Irrelevant, but I caught myself giggling the other day at the thought that our Kitchen Aid, Nutribullet, washing machine, and stick blender are all just things that make other things go in circles.

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@TheWhiskyWire Ooooooh, nice. We polished off my last one of them at my 40th, with much enthusiasm. Congrats on the milestone and keep up the fine work!

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@sueperkins @aRollingSloane I seem to recall the Alternative Vote referendum was pretty stinky propaganda-wise.