Jason

Keep your hopes up high and your head down low

[glunk @glunkinator]

same mfs that turn red when you make a kirk joke

[Andrew Phifer 🗿 @ThePiedPhifer]

One win a gold medal in women’s figure for the US for the first time since like 2002 the other lost in the Super Bowl

The correct person won

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

And there you have it.

Donald Trump released these documents tonight believing they would finally prove the 2020 election was rigged against him.

Instead, his own release reinforced the exact opposite: Russia interfered to damage Joe Biden and benefit Donald Trump.

The central @HunterBiden -Burisma bribery smear was built on fabricated claims from an FBI informant with Russian contacts, a man now serving six years in federal prison. Meanwhile, Hunter Biden is winning millions in court over defamatory lies.

Trump tried to expose a conspiracy against himself and accidentally exposed the operation that benefited him.

Absolute, breathtaking incompetence.

Thanks for releasing the receipts, Donald!

[Harrison Wells @Harrison_wells7]

I hate the American right

[Rep. Jim McGovern @RepMcGovern]

Trump says Democrats forgot to rig the election in 2016, successfully rigged it while *he* was president in 2020, then forgot how to rig it again in 2024. So the only election Democrats supposedly stole was the one he himself controlled.

You have to be a special kind of stupid to believe this bullshit.

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

The ‘everyone is 12’ thing is overplayed but “We should give soldiers steroids so they get more stronger and gooder at fighting bad guys” is such a uniquely childish fucking stupid idea that it could have only come from this administration

[NKY Lefty @NKY_Leftist]

We do want voter ID though. Go ahead. Issue every citizen a free ID that's easy and free to update/replace and require bringing that to vote. Oh? That's not what you meant? You just want everyone to jump through hoops to vote? Gotcha, stfu then.

[Dr. NSPM-7 Whoa🔻🌺 @dasmadchengyal]

you have no healthcare, can't buy a house, rent is almost unaffordable, food is skyrocketing, no paid leave, no childcare. but your tax dollars will fund a foreign country with healthcare, paid leave, childcare + funding the entire lives unemployed settlers & the orthodox.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Ossoff: Who won the 2020 election?

Clayton: I’m not going to get into that with you.

Ossoff: Isn't it humiliating to be unable to answer this question, to have to indulge the president's delusions?

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Absolutely insane that this isn’t already illegal.

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

You left out the part where the bill merges the U.S. military with Israel’s military, you treasonous bastards.

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

EVERY SINGLE Republican voted to merge the U.S military with Israel.

Republicans are America last. 🤬

[M.J. Salem @M_J_Salem]

People this is deadly serious.

[dead domain @DomainDead]

They cut funding for your healthcare, your children’s schools, and disease control.

But they can fund flock, data centers, wars that make everything harder. ICE can kill with impunity.

And if you dissent to any of it, you’ll be called a “commie” and they want to kill you too.

[I Dissent @DissentFu]

Once again, if we wait to just vote him out there will be nothing left.

[Sunny Giron 🇨🇦🇬🇱 @sunny_giron]

We can live without data centres and billionaires but we can’t live without water

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

For the record: cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people either.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days.

ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

HOME RUN DERBY CHAMPION!