jason clement

Meandering Texan. Media, ad and tech passionate. Working to making sparks with all three since ‘98.

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@JohnHClement @CoachKoryWhite @CoachLanceo @247recruiting @2MGE_ @youareathlete 💪

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To celebrate Mexican independence, we’re jamming to Morrissey.

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All roads lead to Tom T. Hall rn.

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Teaching the kids about @JODYHiGHROLLER made this weekend. We all tiptoe from now on. #dadcountry #ganggang

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Terry Allen is my spirit animal.

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89% of America's puffy vests are sold to dudes who live in San Francisco.

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One thing I admire about Complex in 2016: These guys have an incredible GIF stash. Puts Vice to shame.

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Theranos. Saw that one coming.

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The only real point of view involved in the Broad Museum's collection is all the selfies people take outside the bldg.

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Hey @CVSHealth, you're still running Fathers Day ads. Let me know if you need any help with those media buys.

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See ya later Yahoo Pipes. We had some really good times together back in the day.

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Hey Texas friends, worried about all y'all. Stay strong.

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@mickvit @fuckeveryword in the future, a bot will make us all famous for 15 seconds.

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fuck clement

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If I have to put my key in the elevator to make it work, shouldn't it just know what floor I'm going to?

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The power is out on the other side of the street. I feel blessed.

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I always wanted to be a lawyer. https://t.co/Gq35qolV6Y

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@leorayman @graemedouglas There she is! Such a good hang, hombres. Come back next year!

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@isabeljosephine Amazing. #lawnmower

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@graemedouglas Hell yeah! #LONESTAR #tacos