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i think I’ve been in this time-loop before.

[Jason Christopher Davis Mercer @jasoncmercer]

There’s a race tonight and surprisingly cucumber is beating out lemon. Or do I have it wrong?

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Back in #dogtown

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Cybertrucks are so last year ... https://t.co/4vemwg7PET

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Took me a minute.. 😂

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Utah’s Great Salt lake is like the spleen of America. I couldn't tell you what it’s there for, but we’d probably be f’ed if we irreparably damaged it. https://t.co/T7PAxMkCo9

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@SamDeBrule @kevinthau @sparkcapital congrats! Rooting for you guys!

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@TheGistOfficial @Dumily_Chambers @TheJamieTartt I agree - should have been Ted! Then create real chaos and tension (+ assault charges??) = drama!

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@TheGistOfficial @dubaiair might need to add some extended legroom and a free cocktail to get me back

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Looks like this #dreamcatcher took a direct hit.

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Hint - it’s Jeremy Strong all the way down. The Succession Cast From Most to Least Bearable - https://t.co/Mb1ShoQjVn

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@TheGistOfficial @Dustin_Twaters I want to marry your recaps @Dustin_Twaters

[Dustin Waters @Dustin_Twaters]

"Naturally, we lived next door to a professional wrestler. While you may not have spent much time in Georgia, you are likely familiar with our chief exports: Hip Hop, casual racism, and airplane parts." https://t.co/LbPxqkaSRJ

[Jason Christopher Davis Mercer @jasoncmercer]

I gotta admit, i really enjoyed this movie. It was exactly what I needed out of a zombie heist pick - https://t.co/7mXPUxkzYo

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Putting this up here in case anyone is looking for birthday gift ideas for me …. Ruin Your Home with These Genuinely Awful Hollywood Props - https://t.co/X4r5ZwnDij

[Jason Christopher Davis Mercer @jasoncmercer]

The problem with flexing your muscles at work is that you go through a lot of shirts.

[Jason Christopher Davis Mercer @jasoncmercer]

#traumatrivia category: Steven Tyler of Aerosmith question: When Steven Tyler sings “Dude looks like a lady” is he actually singing about himself?

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@ruchowdh @TwitterEng Congrats!

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I'm sad that my kids love #Amazon because it delivers them bulk-sized candy in cardboard boxes made of dead trees instead of loving #Amazon because it's a spectacularly vast and diverse tropical rain forest on our beautiful planet that they could someday explore.

[Jason Christopher Davis Mercer @jasoncmercer]

I’m pretty sure this is how trees see themselves all year around.

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@ProductHunt Self-assembly has begun.