Jason Cwik

Director, ECS Infrastructure, Dell EMC. #iworkfordell but all opinions are my own.

[Jason Cwik @jasoncwik]

@sega_city Yes, and I’m going to dig it out for the new Cuphead game!

[Jason Cwik @jasoncwik]

Now that many of us are over 10 years and 100k miles it’s nice to have the ability to maintain our own vehicles.

[Jason Cwik @jasoncwik]

@Tesla @elonmusk I think it’s awesome that you have made the service manuals available for free. Could you also give owners one VIN-locked toolbox subscription too? I need to replace one louver - an easy fix, but it stinks I need to pay $75 to click one button for calibration.

[Jason Cwik @jasoncwik]

I would even pay, but $75 for one day is hard to stomach. Maybe $50 per year for owners? For my son’s Golf I got a lifetime subscription for 3 VINs for $300.

[Jason Cwik @jasoncwik]

@NVIDIAGeForce @007GameIOI #007FirstLightRTX

[Jason Cwik @jasoncwik]

@Delta an “upgrade” to a middle seat is not an upgrade. Please stop.

[Jason Cwik @jasoncwik]

Tell @Arbys Corporate: Arby's bring back Potato Cakes - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/LBXrT8Nqwo via @Change

[Jason Cwik @jasoncwik]

@NickSwardson Thank God you take Diner’s Club. I was getting worried I wouldn’t be able to get one. Seriously though, who the F still has a Diner’s Club card?!

[Bryan Cranston @BryanCranston]

#PopCorners_Partner If our @popcorners commercial doesn’t break Ad Meter, there will be consequences. https://t.co/0PIRYGiscL

[Jason Cwik @jasoncwik]

@alexa99 let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

[Jason Cwik @jasoncwik]

@elonmusk now that you’re not buying twitter, can you start a new company to solve nuclear fusion?

[Jason Cwik @jasoncwik]

@ibuildthecloud Sounds pretty cool! Might give it a try!

[Jason Cwik @jasoncwik]

@edwardderuiter @slate_akita Minus Ricardo Montalbán :)

[Jason Cwik @jasoncwik]

@Optum seriously? One claim per page each followed by six pages of legal junk. Two claims per envelope.

[Jason Cwik @jasoncwik]

@Xfinity WHAT. THE. HELL. When I purchased #FuryWilder3 I specifically said I wanted to DVR it. It was amazing. I want to watch it again. My recordings? Empty. F.U.

[Jason Cwik @jasoncwik]

That was a match for the ages @BronzeBomber @Tyson_Fury !!!

[Jason Cwik @jasoncwik]

@TetraFish what the heck? Bought a bottle of test strips and all I got was a lousy desiccant pack.

[Jason Cwik @jasoncwik]

@IGNDeals X already says out of stock :(

[Jason Cwik @jasoncwik]

@hayeshaugen @jbeda @WA_DOL What about a passport card? That’s what I got last time when I renewed my book passport.

[Jason Cwik @jasoncwik]

@timothysc @jbeda For a simple application that just requires a couple containers, sure. I feel like anything more complicated we start duplicating K8s: secrets, rolling updates, service discovery, storage. Then the customer tells you they want it to be HA and it’s a cluster.