Jason Marchant

Athletics Coach and ex athlete at Dartford Harriers and works as a Civil Servant currently fed up with doing work on Brexit

[Jason Marchant @jasondmarchant]

Why is @GNev2 commentary always so anti spurs. My son asked me why he hates us so much

[Jason Marchant @jasondmarchant]

The current world 10,000m record is 26 minutes and 11 seconds by Joshua Cheptegei from Uganda, set on October 7, 2020. The Ultimate team players in @EASPORTSFC can run over 11 kilometres in a 5 minutes rush game!!! Sorry @joshuacheptege1

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@WightmanGeoff Found the report that goes with the second photo too

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@WightmanGeoff I have just been given a folder of old paper clippings and there you are Geoff among the clippings

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We all trust @BBCSport but they can't get the sex of the steeplechasers right. It's the men competing later today. Get it right BBC

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@NationalHways thanks for the one hour delay tonight at the Dartford bridge finally got home at 1am. Nice roadworks 3 lanes closed across the whole bridge and not a single worker to be seen. 5 cars broken down because of your imposed delays. Well done

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Thanks @KFC_UKI dartford and @JustEatUK for saying you could deliver in 25 minutes and then THREE HOURS later cancelling my order without any explanation. Great customer service 👏

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Is Evo Elites the worst game mode ever invented by @EASPORTSFC ? I have never hated a game mode as much as this ever in all the years I have been playing Ultimate Team

[Jason Marchant @jasondmarchant]

Don't buy FC25 it's filled with bugs. Any average player won't win a single rivals game and when you do you get a message like this and it counts as a DNF. Thanks @EASPORTSFC for this absolutely rubbish game. I want my money back

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@RKilty1 Get well soon. Hope you have a full recovery and get back to winning ways

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Another wonderful journey home on @Se_Railway I can take the packed train but not people vaping on the train and putting their feet on seats. Even had someone push their way through the barriers at Waterloo east. Lovely journey

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@WightmanGeoff @cphhalf Interestingly it is Dartford Half Marathon today too

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@Faster_feet @keelyhodgkinson @JennyMeadows800 Brilliant video. Loved seeing you all celebrating in the stadium. All that hard work that you have put together as a team has paid off with a big G. Keep smiling 😃 you will always have me shouting my support to you all.

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Getting bored of the wait @BasildonAth today. Well over an hour late on the track programme and they are not half way through the events yet

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The worst two things about catching the 6.32 train from Stone Crossing each morning is the smell of weed on the carriage and seeing the builders put their dirty boots on the seats @Se_Railway @BTP

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Time for a TOTY loan pick. What the hell @EASPORTSFC

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Are @itvfootball supporting Liverpool? They are only showing replays of the Liverpool goals at half time. Norwich scored too in the first half

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@EASPORTSFC what's happened with the graphics this morning on ultimate team. Nearly every menu has gone weird

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@stalbansathlet thank you for hosting a close and enjoyable match today. A pleasure to visit your track. I hope that the provisional results were correct. Good luck for the rest of the season

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@WightmanGeoff @SifanHassan Everyone is a member of the modern day paparazzi