chef jason

long time no eat

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

I’m about 2-3 failed job applications from joining Hamas

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

so sick showing ur passport to get into a bar. hello guard. i am a diplomat from very far away. please beer please please please please beer

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

just thought about a banh mi and diet coke and started levitating

[chef jason @jasondp10]

@antmillionsbot Charles Leclerc ✅✅✅

[chef jason @jasondp10]

@bitchonx01 The blackjack dealer

[chef jason @jasondp10]

@NFL @RapSheet Signed and Ready to take niners to a conference championship L

[chef jason @jasondp10]

@charliekclly The gang become pilots

[chef jason @jasondp10]

@Ravenismeee Mine (unemployed)

[chef jason @jasondp10]

@BobTheRatReborn Clark : “I think you’re untrustworthy “
Lex “ have you even read art of war bro”

[chef jason @jasondp10]

@GNCsexsiren He’s just tryna produce his own white ink

[chef jason @jasondp10]

@adfreebrowsing As long as broski hits P1, I have nothing to complain about

[chef jason @jasondp10]

@notcee_fan no more parties in LA 🙏

[breezeh @briscoepark]

may be walking awhile

[greg @greg16676935420]

I wish taco trucks would cruise the neighborhood like ice cream trucks

[chef jason @jasondp10]

she Sam on my Darnold til
I’m seeing ghosts

[Daniil Medvedev @DaniilMedwed]

👍

[mariana Z @mariana057]

How does an alchemist please his wife?

Elixir.

[manuel @manwelllb_]

that part of White Ferrari that makes you want to kill yourself