Jostling Emry

Generating thoughts like mutated THE-THING-style blobs of DNA then leaving them around in fiery little lunch bags on life's socio-stoops

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@RachelBitecofer I made a sign I could tap

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upside-down-mouth-musk is a happy boy with two cheeks full of candy

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elon musk drinks pee

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@atrupar the problem is that this is the standard. he wants bad people in government. you stop this nom, another awful pick pops up in his place. unless the plan is to just never seat any picks, we're eventually fucked.

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@davidfrum hard to see how a nation survives being so severely poisoned from the head down

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@2nascarfans @gudjente @WalshFreedom notice how all maga truths hide behind esoteric barriers. very vibes-based worldview.

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@AccountableGOP here's hoping we can create a patchwork interstate infrastructure while the federal government is completely checked out

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@ubbydubby66 @ArtCandee @Myers20Krystal even the brownest brownshirt couldn't brownshirt their way out of this one. you lost this argument. own it.

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@prem_thakker I'm no body language czar but *pats friend on back, friend excitedly raises fists, so you stab your hands as far into your armpits as possible* is something

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@ubbydubby66 @ArtCandee @Myers20Krystal Our eyes. Our argument is watching trump and republicans give absolutely zero shits about "god's creation" and instead cozy up to oil and fracking barons. Our national parks will be harvested.

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@TheMsFrancesca @JoJoFromJerz yo but like, you're here typing this?

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@The_Astronaut18 @BillAckman um... a lot more of us didn't?

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@buttonspony @SocratesBigBird @DinkinFlicka91 Very nice of you to exemplify denialism within your own denial. To *deny* the 2020 election to this day is insane. To ask questions about an election currently still being tallied is prudent.

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@hotstove44 @carlquintanilla @realDonaldTrump agreed donald is quite the whiner on such a peaceful holiday

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@crampell shit nobody thought of just asking Mexico to stop sending people #jeenyus

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@MaxwellFrostFL "What do we need all these safety precautions for? Everything is safe!"

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@PopulismUpdates new years resolutions are an excuse to fail. today is the day, asshole.

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@JohnSmithNew2 @atrupar please explain why Americans as a whole should pay higher prices because of illegal drug traffic

it doesn't make any fucking sense in any universe

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@GravyVampire812 @atrupar @FPWellman in trump's America being a total douchebag is a full-time athletic profession

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it's piss. trick-down economics is piss.

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@TeaPainUSA but I'm sure these folks will put on a fair election in four years

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