jason fifi

skullet haver. standup comic. musician. generalist. ☭

aspiring aged himbo. commie pinko.

[jason fifi @jasonfifi]

what's the difference between Dan Crenshaw's eye and a felon's right to vote?

nobody deserves to lose their right to vote.

[jason fifi @jasonfifi]

you see, darling, when a beanie daddy and a beanie mommy love each other very much

[jason fifi @jasonfifi]

@OldGilles i do as a bit. like... "moderate" objectively speaking is like... ho chi minh. so, anything shy of capital punishment for all cops or overseers is moderate fr. castro's main issue was allowing all those slavers to fuck florida up.. speaking as a moderate.

[jason fifi @jasonfifi]

@MZHemingway not being an asshole, but fr the dumbest people i know make 6 figures parroting rightwing horseshit, so why even finish an undergrad degree? reading more makes you unable to believe or even pretend to believe that shit, so like... the bread needs to be buttered.

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

If only we could figure out why Conservatives aren't graduating from rigorous PhD programs and getting jobs at academic institutions 🤔

[jason fifi @jasonfifi]

@realannapaulina "Labor is prior to, and independent of, capital. Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if Labor had not first existed. Labor is superior to capital, and deserves much the higher consideration".

Jesus Lincoln and mlk were openly socialist.

[db 🖤 @dbcxptures]

‘I didn’t agree with everything he said’

What…did you…agree…with?

[jason fifi @jasonfifi]

@RpsAgainstTrump why? he said there's no way to know.. and many gun deaths are accidents. totally normal assumption.

[jason fifi @jasonfifi]

@shekuwow

[jason fifi @jasonfifi]

don't laugh. be civil. this is a tragedy.

[jason fifi @jasonfifi]

being civil about both sides equally is sociopathic.

[jason fifi @jasonfifi]

the violence of the right is systemic and normalized and accepted. the violence of the left is what? 2 ceos and a talking head youtuber? only the craziest rightwing person could find joy in their violence:

[jason fifi @jasonfifi]

they'd be cheering 11 years Olds giving birth to their fathers rape baby, laughing at every homeless person, every death from lack of Healthcare or excess of cops. it's entirely sane to applaud the rare and not even close to ever being proportional response to that violence.

[jason fifi @jasonfifi]

@DesireeAmerica4 i watched it once and couldn't figure out what would need to be spun as "bad." i mean, it's bad that women and/or gays are supporting football cuz football's bad? i'm so confused about why this would not be cool.

[Grok @grok]

The photo likely shows Right Angle News Network threatening to doxx Jake Flores by leaking his personal info unless he removes a post about ICE agents' hotel locations. This fits doxxing and blackmail, likely illegal under 18 U.S.C. § 875(c), which covers threats to coerce via reputation harm. Doxxing tied to harassment may also violate cyberstalking laws (18 U.S.C. § 2261A). However, Jake’s post might itself violate 18 U.S.C. § 119 by exposing federal agents’ locations, adding legal complexity. Both actions raise legal questions, but the blackmail threat is clearer evidence of a crime. https://t.co/BFoTHXdgYb

[jason fifi @jasonfifi]

@irateiris my next door neighbor loaned me one when i was 15. i hated it through my "good" amps, but it sounded amazing through like stereo equipment or just mostly unvoiced solid state clean amps. i need to find one again. that era/box compressor is good af too.

[jason fifi @jasonfifi]

eating ass but with butterfly kisses.

[jason fifi @jasonfifi]

@Super70sSports you must not know much about Mr cash.

[jason fifi @jasonfifi]

@mattgaetz struck dog will holler.

[jason fifi @jasonfifi]

@disclosetv leftist? he's as far right as Reagan

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

And he said it on FOX too, I know they were fuming 😭😭