Jason Hersco

[Jason Hersco @jasonhersco]

Stop taking selfies & start making music.

[Jason Hersco @jasonhersco]

Toronto house music scene is so wack. DJs not booked on talent.

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@CBSNews where da jiu jitsu at

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@TheGreenDailyy Sup bitch

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Me: I don’t need to write it down I’ll remember.

5 minutes later: woops

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I don’t like this episode of black mirror 😷😔.

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Government: stay inside
Half of the population:

[Jason Hersco @jasonhersco]

QUARANTINE DIARY

Day 1: I have stocked up on enough food and supplies to last me for months, maybe years, so long as I can remain in isolation long enough for the pandemic to pass.

Day 1 + 45 minutes: I am in the super market because I wanted a twix.

[Jason Hersco @jasonhersco]

Any baddies wanna quarantine and chill?

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Everyone wears rock band T-shirts but listens to hip hop 🤔

[Jason Hersco @jasonhersco]

*girls in the bathroom at the club*

Omg you’re gorgeous, Here use my makeup, screw your ex you’re so much better than him, add me on snap

*girls outside of the bathroom*

If you bump into me one more time I’m going to fight you.

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Interviewer: why do you want this job?

Me: I’ve always been very passionate about being able to afford food.

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So let me get this straight. I go to Sobeys and buy a pack of ham wrapped in plastic, bread in a plastic bag, salad in a plastic container, a plastic bottle of mustard & ketchup, but won’t give me a plastic bag to carry it home because the plastic bag is bad for the environment?

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The DJ said “where my 2000 babies at!” And the crowd went wild. That’s when I knew it was time to go home.

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Women: we want equality!

Also women: men should always pay on a date. Also, please buy us stuff.

[Jason Hersco @jasonhersco]

Women: we want equal rights!

Also women: A man should always pay on the date. Please buy us stuff.

[Jason Hersco @jasonhersco]

The Kardashians inspired a generation of women to expect to be successful with no talent other than the size of their ass.

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Spending my Valentine’s outside STK shouting ‘WELL YOU MOVED ON PRETTY QUICKLY’ at random couples walking in.

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Toronto girls will post inspirational quotes on their social media about hustle, the law of attraction, personal development etc. Meanwhile their main source of their income is a sugar daddy 🤦.