Jason Hollingsworth

Jack of all trades master of none. Can make minute rice in 59 seconds.

[Jason Hollingsworth @JASONHOLL]

@KVUE #zeroShitsGiven

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

This year we have 2 couches.

[Jason Hollingsworth @JASONHOLL]

@KCRG Yes

[Jason Hollingsworth @JASONHOLL]

@LuisdeLeon15 @KVUE #boycottWataburger

[Jason Hollingsworth @JASONHOLL]

@realDonaldTrump Weak

[Jason Hollingsworth @JASONHOLL]

@PearlsFromMyrna

[knitting by bicycle @happystash]

When sewing, always remember pattern placement is key.

[Jason Hollingsworth @JASONHOLL]

Do r hi hope p

[Jason Hollingsworth @JASONHOLL]

@KCRG Call the cops, they always refuse to get involved. My lawyer doesn't hesitate. I love taking your money as a stupid tax.

[Jason Hollingsworth @JASONHOLL]

@wqad Why did he have a firearm in the jail to begin with?

[Jason Hollingsworth @JASONHOLL]

@KCRG It's BS. If they can't actually pull you over, what's next? Drone patrols?

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(716): If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.

[Jason Hollingsworth @JASONHOLL]

@NBCNightlyNews Umm let go duh.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(443): I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.

[Mike Uehlein @MikeUehlein]

tfw you go to eat your hallway pizza and get told you’re in the live shot

[Jason Hollingsworth @JASONHOLL]

Love it

[Story Of My Fucking Life @theSOMFL]

Me.

[Jason Hollingsworth @JASONHOLL]

@KVUE Just use dumpsters.

[Michal Shafrir @Miexriir]

[during sex]

him: i want u to hurt me

me: Yoshi was essentially a father figure to Baby Mario, but since he’s unable to speak human language-

him: wait

me: Mario must’ve grown up never knowing that Yoshi is proud of him

him, in tears: stop

[Jason Hollingsworth @JASONHOLL]

@SheriffChody @KVUE Things that make you go huh?

[UtterlyInteresting @UtterlyInterest]

Pufferfish release a toxin when they puff out that is meant to impair the attacker. This doesn’t work on Dolphins in the same way. It gets them high. So they purposely inflate them and pass them around to their dolphin friends for fun. https://t.co/h1U59K9ksn