Jason Ittner

very rarely tweeting 🌈

[Jason Ittner @jasonittner]

barista: name please?
student athlete: 😤You'll Know My Name 😈 When I Make It 🔥Grind Never Stops💯I Stay Hustlin💪🏼Family 1st🙌🏼Philippians 4:13

[Veralena ⁉️ @pendejoshi]

if I was a cat a human saying "ooo big stretch" would piss me off

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

There’s something almost chilling about peoples’ yards this time of year. Pumpkins, tombstones… Even literal skeletons. And so many of us never stop to ask ourselves why.

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Not a big deal- children are perfectly capable of making up their own minds. For example, Texas has had curriculum standards requiring students to study reading and math for years now, and they don’t do either of those things.

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

European explaining how deep a lake is: Imagine destroying Africa

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

JD Vance still hasn’t said shit about Dolly. Fake ass Appalachian working class Peter Theil bitch boy baby

[spooky swamp hag 🍁🎃👻🦇 @potatoslav]

Monopoly was invented in America. it is based on Atlantic City. the world does not revolve around you, it revolves around the glorious state of New Jersey.

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

Bro thought he was back on the island

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

When a man and a woman love each other very much they create a synthpop duo

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Really? You call this “hors d’oeuvres?” @taylorswift13 @tkelce

[Jalen Brunson @jalenbrunson1]

Nah bro no BS delete my number

[Invasion at the House of Horrors @SenatorLuma]

2014 really was the fucking dark ages dawg

[haley halloween @haleyvemealone]

Guests use the weirdest cups 😂😂 nobody uses that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[…Andrew Will Know Us by the Trail of the Dead @abndesigns]

Axios is reporting that Trump has escaped the wheel of Samsara

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

This hot young democratic candidate is bringing the youthful fire the party has lacked for decades:

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Remember when Kim Kardashian said she was going to break the internet and it was just a picture of her huge stinky ass

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Those puppies are so out of line, he’s lucky Kristi Noem didn’t shoot ‘em!

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[Jason Ittner @jasonittner]

@rexledesma So sexyyyyy 🤤

[ela @bruhsbian]

okay..