Jason Jelf

Work in TV Broadcast Technical Operations. Making the magic happen, aspiring to the good life. Not an egg.

[Jason Jelf @jasonjelf]

@himofbigwheel @Tim_Bevan Seven-nil. Seven-nil!!

[Jason Jelf @jasonjelf]

@wildwildwild It's Xcruciating and probably soon to be an X site

[Jason Jelf @jasonjelf]

What is this shit?

[Jason Jelf @jasonjelf]

Lovely stuff @himofbigwheel

[Glastonbury Guidebook @Glasto_Guide]

Me and my friends this weekend:
'where are you?'
'im stood on the giant N'
'which one?'
'huh?'
'there's two giant Ns. The one in 'stand' or the one in 'NHS'?'
'oh. Actually I think it's an S'
'which S?'
...

#Glastonbury #glastonbury2023

[Jason Jelf @jasonjelf]

This 👇

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Lineker V Braverman: I'm with Gary.
#Lineker
https://t.co/nHRJ5W7C2t

[Jolyon Rubinstein @JolyonRubs]

So prolific politics presenter Andrew Neil’s “twitter account is a personal one - the BBC is not responsible for its content.” but MOTD host Garry’s…

[St. Vincent @st_vincent]

.@FallonTonight with @theroots
https://t.co/3YM3xNESTa

[Jason Jelf @jasonjelf]

Here's a satirical treat- Jon Stewart interviewing Ian Hislop.

Although, I may point out that Ian Hislop is paid by the BBC and therefore his opinion that the emperor has no clothes will upset some of the court.

@jonstewart @TheProblem @PrivateEyeNews

https://t.co/LMY89YNJsT

[Jason Jelf @jasonjelf]

@Ultra_Damo @TheSpineRace How 'bout this?

https://t.co/4G5UpbpSBi

[no context curb your enthusiasm @ProManimalUnity]

happy n—

[Jason Jelf @jasonjelf]

Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think.

[Jason Jelf @jasonjelf]

@himofbigwheel Surplus to requirements

[Jason Jelf @jasonjelf]

Cocaine Bear just missed the cut.

[Sight and Sound magazine @SightSoundmag]

The votes are in. Find out what critics have voted the Greatest Film of All Time #SightAndSoundPoll

[Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @MoltisantiThots]

They say it's the World Cup, but it's not even a cup. And you couldn't fit the whole world into a cup anyway, obviously that's not possible. We would notice. They don't tell you that.

[Bilal Zafar | twitch.tv/zafarcakes @Zafarcakes]

ENGLAND'S GONNA WIN THE WORLD CUP🔥

The Official England World Cup 2022 song.
Produced by @antchapmanaudio of @collapsed_lung
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[David Squires @squires_david]

Here’s this week’s cartoon for @guardian_sport https://t.co/omcEqaSt20

[Jason Jelf @jasonjelf]

The prime minister with the total shortest period in office was George Canning, whose sole term lasted 119 days from 12 April 1827 until his death on 8 August 1827.

From Wikipedia. Just saying.

[Jason Jelf @jasonjelf]

Someone had to do this

[Jim Sheridan @Jim_Sheridan]

@daraobriain

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

You can't expect people to show respect for something that never respected them. #BetweenTheScenes on the mixed reaction to the Queen’s death