jasonjoel

Jason @ Barry & Jason Games and Entertainment

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Sitting down to write a book is a great way to get the dishes done.

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Jokic plays basketball like a dad pushing a kid on the swings with one hand…while drinking a beer with the other.

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Imagine someone standing guard at a fort 150 years ago thinking, “Someday this will all be blankets and pillows.”

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

How old you gotta be to start really enjoying trains? I feel like I’m getting there early.

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This week needs a drink.

[Ted Lasso @TedLasso]

New season starts today and I’ll be honest - I’ve got butterflies. But one great fact about butterflies is that they only show up when you care a lot about something. And also they taste with their feet.

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@dpipski Umm... I thought we had a 2:30.

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I seriously was so focused on my coordination, I thought I was killing this version. Haha. https://t.co/iR1zK5TQkd

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@provenself This article was right in my Q zone. Thank you.

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@byrdleavell3 The Talent Code by Daniel Coyle is still one of my faves for both content and performance.

[Barry & Jason Games and Entertainment @barryandjason]

@DEADLINE @lifetimetv Does it look like this? https://t.co/BADLL9jUpC

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@dpipski Wait. That isn't sex?

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@dpipski for 5 seconds, got even more anxious, turned it back on.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Hmm. What do you call a billionaire who registered a $40 million, 164-foot yacht in the Cayman Islands to avoid $2.4 million in U.S. taxes, while undermining public schools? The worst Education Secretary in the history of America. Bye-bye, Betsy DeVos. You won't be missed.

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I just published How Amazon is not Helping My Small Business Today. https://t.co/i7gx86pNOj

[Barry & Jason Games and Entertainment @barryandjason]

Election Results: The Game is a FREE download from our website. Play with Uncle Dale tomorrow...he'll LOVE it. #ThingsWeShouldThankTrumpFor #LSSC #OANN

[Barry & Jason Games and Entertainment @barryandjason]

Choose a color, grab a crayon and get Kornacking!
https://t.co/1w9D0E7INP

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Turns out there was dried sage at the bottom of 2020’s dumpster fire!

[Nerdist @nerdist]

Along with their new movie, Bill & Ted will return in the form of the Excellent Historical Trivia Travel Game. https://t.co/D5JuFu4PgG

[jasonjoel @jasonjoel]

5 year-old has been asking Alexa to teach her jokes and passing along her favorites.
"Why did the banana eat the zombie cat?"
"I don't know, why?"
"...hmmm...I don't remember."
"That's not funny."
"Well I forgot!"
"You can't just tease me with that kind of set-up!"
ANYONE!?