Jason Yee

Mild mannered web developer by day. Ass kicking line cook by night. I'm some sort of superhero.

[Jason Yee @jasonjyee]

OH: the next time there's a prolapsed rectum, it's allll you!

[Jason Yee @jasonjyee]

OH: you just have to put your head between your knees and you're ready.

[Jason Yee @jasonjyee]

OH: you'd know if you were Australian.

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OH: that's delicious. It tastes like toothpaste!

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OH: there were people grinding to country music. It was very awkward.

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OH: he was a new englander, he ate so many clams. So. Many. Clams.

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OH: there's a fair amount of schlong.

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OH: The gayer I look, the less men talk to me! #LBGTQStrategies #TheGayAgenda

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OH: obviously the Nazis were wrong. #ThingsThatShouldntNeedToBeSaid

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OH: she's on a diet, she can only do meat and vodka.

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OH: oh wow, my fingers are already sticky and I barely even touched it!

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OH: But fisting is for EVERYBODY!

[Jason Yee @jasonjyee]

OH: In your mouth is better than outside!

[Jason Yee @jasonjyee]

OH: we're talking about pink things versus raging red things!!!

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OH: those balls are growing on me!

[Jason Yee @jasonjyee]

OH [French colleague]: I enjoy losing! #MostFrenchStatementEver

[Jason Yee @jasonjyee]

OH1: only $10 for 29 inches!
OH2: you said size doesnt matter!

[Jason Yee @jasonjyee]

OH1: ...hookers & blow!
OH2: hey, mine was accidental!
OH1: those aren't things you do accidentally.

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OH: I got unicorn horned by her!

[Jason Yee @jasonjyee]

OH: sour cream is basically just Russian ketchup!