Jason Long

3 B’s = Me - Boxes, Boating, and Bags. Living amongst corn in the great state of Iowa.

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Imagine being so scared of boys in girls sports, and DEI that this is what you voted for.

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If I had a dollar for every boomers on Facebook who posts a selfie with the caption, I am Charlie Kirk, I’d be rich. Lmao.

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Leviticus 19: 33-34

One of many ways that I can tell Trump is a fake Christian.

MAGA took my religion from me.

You can’t be MAGA and a Christian.

That’s like being a meat eating vegan.

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Cam Skattebo has me wanting to buy the new Madden just so I can play him. Dude is nuts.

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My life has not gotten any better since Trump turned Ice lose in America.

Tylenol… really.

I don’t tweet often. I want to look back in 8 years and realize I was not a dumbass…

#fucktrump

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All this halftime show nonsense is just a distraction.

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With an average of 6-7 school shooting per week, makes a song like this hit a little different. #America
https://t.co/iVMqu9ECCc

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Man the Trump immigration lockdown has really changed my life. Quality of living here in America is soooo much better as a result………..

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@stoolpresidente If the shoe fits….

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@RealAlexJones @RabbiShmuley Alex Jones was quick to cleaned that butt plug.

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@RealAlexJones Alex Jones is a bitch, and so are his supporters.

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It’s official, my wife has me hooked. I don’t even like Charles, yet here I am watching his Coronation and Kacie isn’t even home.
#mindblown #Coronation #London

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If you are not paying attention to Caitlin Clark, and Iowa Basketball you need to get out from under the rock. She has the ability to change the sport of women’s basketball forever. #caitlinclark #Iowa

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Slow gas pumps suck. I would pay a couple cents more per gallon for gas if I could roll up to a super pump. #adhdproblems

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Happy Black Friday!!! 🥳🤩😁

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A quality chocolate turtle/pixie is one of the best candies ever invented. The absolute best use of pecans, chocolate, and caramel known to man kind. If you don’t agree I hope you chip your tooth on an almond.

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#benchpetras

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Boy am I excited for another year of Spencer Petras…

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@KFC why are your cookies soooo bad? You should link up with @TheCookieKahuna and replace the plastic ones you have now. Just a thought.