Jason Giles

[Jason Giles @jasonlornegiles]

Too soon? #SuperBowl

[Jason Giles @jasonlornegiles]

Did yall know they make those Blue Evil Eye charms out of recycled Red Flags?

[Jason Giles @jasonlornegiles]

When working on @Squarespace for a client I asked myself how can something so garbage be so popular? Then I remembered that #PatsSteaks and #GenosSteaks are still a thing. Essentially, people just don't know better.

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@nbcsnl Topical/Political Horror Spoof Idea: Men bury their semen-ridden socks, sheets, and other items in a Pet Sematary. The laundry comes back to life and starts killing people.

[Jason Giles @jasonlornegiles]

@nbcsnl idea: Coffee Shop Art Theif — Goes to coffee shops claiming that they are taking their own art off the walls but it's someone else's. Baristas have no idea. Patrons couldn't care less. The thief tries to resell the art online. No one buys it because it's coffee shop art.

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@PhnamBagley I am hiring right now and seeing ALL of this. I thought I was going crazy!!!

[Phnam Bagley @PhnamBagley]

7. What you can do is 10000x more important than where you went to school. I know not all employers think that way, but @NonfictionD runs on actual talent, not shiny resumes.

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@PhnamBagley You preachin!!!!

[Jason Giles @jasonlornegiles]

Being a Black man at a goth party makes me feel like Blade.

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@muratpak !claim

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Is “Power” a national chain of radio stations or are or station heads in damn near every city in America terribly uncreative?

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@IfeomaOzoma Nice!!!

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Hot take: if you’re a #vegan and you don’t have any herbs
or dope seasonings in your home, your food is probably nasty. #ISaidWutISaid

[Jason Giles @jasonlornegiles]

@MekaVerse Hey! Is anyone else getting an internal server error?

[Jason Giles @jasonlornegiles]

I just got my hair done for free because I helped my stylist transfer her $OMI to her Metamask. The world is getting REEEAAL dope.

[Jason Giles @jasonlornegiles]

@muratpak !claim

[Jason Giles @jasonlornegiles]

I, like time, am watching.

[Pak @muratpak]

Best original poem will win my Origin.
Replies only.

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@PhnamBagley Love this!

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There should be a law against designing typefaces without typographers quotes in the glyphs. The punishment should fit the crime, so you’d get three keys from your keyboard disabled for 6 years. #Giles2024

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@MsBrendaBea They do in NYC! Just got back. Everybody has a QR code that can be scanned for proof. We need one in CO. So dope