Jason McDevitt

Retweets are not merely endorsements, they’re typically things I’d like read at my funeral.

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In the same way people inevitably get arthritis, with time, restaurant table legs all become uneven and the tables start to wobble.

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I don’t agree that social media is making us depressed/changing our brains/ruining society etc. but I do know it’s responsible for making it mandatory to say “hack” instead of “tip” and I resent that.

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I’m California celibate

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@fagstein @brendanshowbiz @titocurtis Which de facto creates an opportunity to raise rent, since there is limited enforcement of rent control rules when a lease turns over. Enforcement relies on tenants figuring out previous rent (How? No official registry) and being willing & able to wage legal battle.

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My fetish is cuckholding guys who talk earnestly about “the blockchain”.

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@nytimes Is this Rosie O’Donnell

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@nypost To be fair, if we wanted the Vice President to meet with all shooting victims in the US, we’d need several dozen more of them.

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Kevin Costner looks like the type of guy who declines a threesome because he has to get up early to mow the lawn.

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It’s easy to blame Boomers for ignoring climate change etc. but I’m from the generation that allowed the Dave Matthews Band to get famous so I’m not exactly going to start throwing stones.

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@DoubleDownNews @GeorgeMonbiot Ray Romano is the greatest threat to life on Earth?

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@Steve_a_Reno99 Noted

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I just noted something but did not do so duly. I expect the police to arrive at any moment.

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Gonna go out on a limb and say James Brown had high blood pressure?

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Taking the bull by the horns and purposely ingesting shocking quantities of macroplastics.

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@Steve_a_Reno99 @janusrose @pixelatedboat @jfbarbeau My favorite patient? Tell him to contact my virtual assistant to make an appointment. If he needs the contact info, he can just Bing it

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@nypost Nothing says “I don’t give a fuck” like being too afraid of the consequences to spell out “fuck”.

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Hereby reserving “Chinese Balloon” as a band name #ChineseSpyBallon #chineseballoon

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@nypost Does this article explain why he’s shaped like that?

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@DougHenwood Is it weirder than any other religion?